President of the United States of America
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Ad Astra; Ad Infinitum; Ad Insaniam;
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I am not the actual president srry
@uscongress.bsky.social @unitedstatespotus.bsky.social Thanks alot for allowing my 7 year old deceased daughter's memory die with the death of tiktok, not only did Rett take her, but now you did too!
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I am not the actual president srry
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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Post: Damn, salt really does make everything better 😂
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
November 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Post: Damn, salt really does make everything better 😂
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one
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if youre having trouble making friends as an adult try going in the woods on a moonless night
November 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
if youre having trouble making friends as an adult try going in the woods on a moonless night
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A salted mackerel is only $4 at hmart and you can just cook it in the oven and siri says it’s good for you
November 26, 2024 at 9:03 PM
A salted mackerel is only $4 at hmart and you can just cook it in the oven and siri says it’s good for you
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the cellular device might just change everything
November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
the cellular device might just change everything
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here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
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I feel creatively stagnant, I should cut off another toe
November 26, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I feel creatively stagnant, I should cut off another toe
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When you have the brain of a dog
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
When you have the brain of a dog
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Me: and you’ll write anything on the cake?
Baker: yeah pretty much
Me: write “I love…”
[I look over my shoulder to make sure the coast is clear]
Me: write “I love kissing”
The baker blushes but he doesn’t say no. We both feel like we’re crossing a barrier. Like we’re creating a new world.
Baker: yeah pretty much
Me: write “I love…”
[I look over my shoulder to make sure the coast is clear]
Me: write “I love kissing”
The baker blushes but he doesn’t say no. We both feel like we’re crossing a barrier. Like we’re creating a new world.
November 26, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Me: and you’ll write anything on the cake?
Baker: yeah pretty much
Me: write “I love…”
[I look over my shoulder to make sure the coast is clear]
Me: write “I love kissing”
The baker blushes but he doesn’t say no. We both feel like we’re crossing a barrier. Like we’re creating a new world.
Baker: yeah pretty much
Me: write “I love…”
[I look over my shoulder to make sure the coast is clear]
Me: write “I love kissing”
The baker blushes but he doesn’t say no. We both feel like we’re crossing a barrier. Like we’re creating a new world.
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Sorry, babe, it's over.
*I get on my motorcycle but I can't get it to start so I use my feet to scoot away*
*I get on my motorcycle but I can't get it to start so I use my feet to scoot away*
August 17, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Sorry, babe, it's over.
*I get on my motorcycle but I can't get it to start so I use my feet to scoot away*
*I get on my motorcycle but I can't get it to start so I use my feet to scoot away*
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Hey nerd, the 1820s called. I don't know how
July 5, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Hey nerd, the 1820s called. I don't know how
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i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
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Me!! On this freakin’ app!!!
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Me!! On this freakin’ app!!!
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hitting my enemies with a death ray (the experience of linear time)
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 AM
hitting my enemies with a death ray (the experience of linear time)
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they’re making jaking off illegal
November 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
they’re making jaking off illegal
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Don’t really understand the backlash on here to those guys who are going to use AI to write 8000 books considering how you all seem to love my incoherent slop
November 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Don’t really understand the backlash on here to those guys who are going to use AI to write 8000 books considering how you all seem to love my incoherent slop
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Introducing the Bluesky Tech Minute, a minute-long show hosted by yours truly in which I take you through the ins and outs of the day’s tech news. Find out all about the latest developments in the tech sector – and what they mean for you as a consumer:
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Introducing the Bluesky Tech Minute, a minute-long show hosted by yours truly in which I take you through the ins and outs of the day’s tech news. Find out all about the latest developments in the tech sector – and what they mean for you as a consumer:
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Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.
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america has a rich and storied history stretching back as many as 50 or 60 years
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
america has a rich and storied history stretching back as many as 50 or 60 years