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do u want 2 kno how he got those scars?
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
do u want 2 kno how he got those scars?
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
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Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...
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found the new CBS mission statement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
found the new CBS mission statement.
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We tried to do that with crows in Williamsburg, but they crows quickly set up an LLC through a shell company and raised rents
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
We tried to do that with crows in Williamsburg, but they crows quickly set up an LLC through a shell company and raised rents
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2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.
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For instance I’m not gay so that’s like half of all people I’ve decided not to date simply because they’re dudes. Those guys didn’t even do anything wrong.
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
For instance I’m not gay so that’s like half of all people I’ve decided not to date simply because they’re dudes. Those guys didn’t even do anything wrong.
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This is no fucking way to run a declining empire!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is no fucking way to run a declining empire!!!!
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Strong Eric Adams “I wake up every morning and tell my staff not to commit crimes today” vibes
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Strong Eric Adams “I wake up every morning and tell my staff not to commit crimes today” vibes
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The Ro Khanna cycle never fails.
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Ro Khanna cycle never fails.
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A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
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Goshdarnit, being a virtuous liege lord and didn't even get any land, surely that never worked out for anyone...
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Goshdarnit, being a virtuous liege lord and didn't even get any land, surely that never worked out for anyone...
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manousos is my favorite pluribus character bc its like someone dropped a random warhammer 40k background character into an otherwise grounded sci fi drama
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
manousos is my favorite pluribus character bc its like someone dropped a random warhammer 40k background character into an otherwise grounded sci fi drama
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“has feminism gone too far?” and it’s just a review of bari’s career
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
“has feminism gone too far?” and it’s just a review of bari’s career
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to be fair to Bari, the CECOT exposé was unlikely to break news the way she has on her own website
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
to be fair to Bari, the CECOT exposé was unlikely to break news the way she has on her own website
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Alan Rickman getting into character to play an actor that hates Tim Allen by being an actor who hates Tim Allen should be a milestone in the annals of method acting.
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Alan Rickman getting into character to play an actor that hates Tim Allen by being an actor who hates Tim Allen should be a milestone in the annals of method acting.
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bring back shame
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
bring back shame
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bari weiss going to see the epstein files and ask bill clinton to do a town hall about what love means to him
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
bari weiss going to see the epstein files and ask bill clinton to do a town hall about what love means to him
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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If you like your gender you can keep your gender
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you like your gender you can keep your gender
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My opinion as an unbiased journalist analyzing the president’s speech is that the Republican Party should be outlawed
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My opinion as an unbiased journalist analyzing the president’s speech is that the Republican Party should be outlawed
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insane move to imply that a murderer is your own supporter
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
insane move to imply that a murderer is your own supporter