Vega Dreamcast
vegaman.bsky.social
Vega Dreamcast
@vegaman.bsky.social
I skeet for no man
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The internet remains undefeated 😂😅
July 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Yeah I love creatine! creatine problems for everyone
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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fuck off
May 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's not enough to be cringe, you have to be cringe and troll people too.
April 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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we can no longer hope for a dance dance election to save us. we need a dance dance revolution
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
April 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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⚠️ EMPTY YOUR BLOOD INTO THE COMPUTER. FORFEIT YOUR LIFE TO MACHINE.

🔘 Remind me later ⚪ Let's get started!
April 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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one time it started raining and it made cool little rainbow specs on my phone screen so I tried to take a screenshot. I have a postgraduate degree in computer science
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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woke is when stuff costs less
April 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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who want to drip their lithosphere on my subducting slab until i suffer total collapse
April 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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why would i get a job at the american nintendo factory when i already have perfectly good job as a paid protestor
April 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Deeply excited for heritage soy sauce and tofu production to develop in America.
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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My knees aren't cracking - they're applauding me for getting up and moving today
March 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Online internecine warfare
March 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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drunk people at bars seeing my sleeves and telling me at length about their tattoo ideas while i smile and say "yeah that sounds cool you should do that" is emotional labor
March 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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What will distract, demolish and destroy Trump is mockery. He can’t bear it. None of his cabinet can. Laughter rings in their ears, a reminder of the intimate humiliations that define them. Every single one of them is a self created creature in the image of an inability to laugh at themselves.
Not so funny on our side of the border, unfortunately. But I get it.
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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a breakthrough in tech
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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very nearly run over and killed by a frumpy indie babe in a toyota hilux in the parking lot of the ace hardware, narrowly avoiding a fate most of you would pay a thousand dollars or more for
March 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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congratulations shadow president-elect elon musk 🫠
November 6, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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i can see where people get weird about crystals. they rule. thinkin bout lettin em occupy all the space in my amygdala
September 28, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen
September 22, 2024 at 10:27 AM