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Writertist. Ridiculous human. Trans NB they/them. Tired bisexual. Will fight anyone (especially fascists). NSFW TWITTER. 🔞♑️ NO REPOSTING MY ART. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
Always hilarious when you discover someone has called you transphobic and homophobic when you’re nonbinary and bi 😂

(They left a mean comment on a really old fic and I called them out on it which apparently makes me *checks notes* the worst person ever lol)
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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an enormous amount of the right wing messaging to young white men is fear-based: you're gonna lose your status and your privilege if you don't strike back and oppress everyone else

Walz is a decent, accepting human being who has by every standard lived a successful life, and that's important to see
the image walz sends is “you can be a regular, basic white guy and still treat people decently and have a place in the country”
August 9, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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since many buckaroos are curious i will had some more context to this meme because i think it is very interesting. here is question that was asked on tumblr that will fill in some details www.tumblr.com/drchucktingl...
August 6, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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while we are at it if you wanna get REAL PUNK ROCK WRITING with me let me hit you with this 'show dont tell' is absurd advice and not remotely true of autistic minds. sometimes i show sometimes i tell but eliminating the 'tell' from my writing is not something i am interested in
August 6, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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TROT YOUR OWN PATH AND WAVE THE FLAG OF LOVE
August 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
That’s me in the corner
That’s me making All. The.
Dying gerbil noises
August 1, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I’ve got an awful joke about owls but I promise you it’s a hoot
I’ve got a dumb joke about Lucifer, it usually falls a little flat
I’ve got a horrible joke about Medusa, usually leaves people stone faced
May 15, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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adventure smarter, not harder
May 11, 2024 at 1:30 AM
What’s your sign?
May 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Look at this phenomenally silly creature who lives in my house.
May 11, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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looks like somebody finally got their ducks in a row
May 11, 2024 at 1:15 PM
*clicks accept without even skimming through the text*
Capricorn: We have replaced the stars with a glowing obelisk. Please read our updated terms and conditions.
May 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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i'm not here to tell you what to post but "hey everyone look at this bigot" is just doing the bigot's work for them
the urge to dunk is very strong because rowling is a horrible person with horrible opinions but please also think about whether your trans friends want to see her shit reskeeted onto their timeline before dunking
i do suggest muting "rowling" and "jkr" if you don't want to see terf shit today. people aren't extremely consistent about jk vs j.k. vs joanne but those 2 should catch stuff. also please use alt text on your screenshots of her tweets so that mutes work on them
May 14, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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May as well say it out loud: GTA 1 was made in an attic in Dundee, Scotland. If you’re not funding one of those smaller games now, you won’t get a GTA V later.
May 7, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Oh no the cops are at your door!!!

•Remain calm (most important!)
•Do not go out to meet them
•Ask for badge numbers and officer names
•Ask them to SLIDE A WARRANT UNDER THE DOOR.
•Check for date, your name and address, judge's signature. Without ALL these things, tell them to leave
April 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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The interesting thing about Gutenberg's invention of the printing press in 1440 is that it was actually invented by the Chinese artisan Bi Sheng in 1041. This small detail was left out when I was taught about it.
April 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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a good reminder that, in fact, “Judeo-Christian values” are not a thing and in fact the two religions have quite different things to say on many subjects
April 4, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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I FINALLY MADE AN ORIGINAL ART THING YOU CAN GET. The Lil Guys tier gets you an original A7 portrait of a lil guy (creature, cryptid, person character) posted right to you! Each month will feature a thematic art medium, and they're all cute :3

patreon.com/samikelsh

#CuteArt #LilGuys #Whimsy #ofmd
April 3, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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The unmitigated gall though?! You gotta be a special kind of white and mediocre to dredge up the chutzpah to say that to beloved white musical figure Paul McCartney, because he congratulated the efforts of Black women.
Paul McCartney: I wrote this song about the civil rights struggle of the 60s

Some random guy: are you sure about that? I don’t think you understand the context of the song you wrote.
April 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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[sliding by with absolutely no friction like the magician from House of the dead] no they're not
April 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Today in "linguists are not kidding when they say that your capacity for language creativity enables you to understand words that have never been said before in the entirety of human history"
Today I learned a new word, and it is fucking 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭.
March 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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you should not waste one iota of your day fretting over imposter syndrome when there are actual CEOs posting things like "movies are going to become video games."
April 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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A terminology proposal:
April 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Twice a week now a Silicon Valley company issued a press release like, “We have invented a new technology. It’s only use is for crime. Accordingly, we are all now billionaires.”
A new OpenAI tool can recreate human voices — from just a 15-second recording. The technology, called Voice Engine, is currently available only to a small group of early testers. nyti.ms/3TGZIyS
OpenAI Unveils A.I. Technology That Recreates Human Voices
The start-up is sharing the technology, Voice Engine, with a small group of early testers as it tries to understand the potential dangers.
nyti.ms
March 29, 2024 at 10:22 PM