Mandibles
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Vermonster. Threatening aura. Coal Miner-core esthetic. Pet peeves: Kelly Clarkson
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i don't have a reaction to the new horrible things the president did because they make me feel insane but i do think they suck shit
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i don't have a reaction to the new horrible things the president did because they make me feel insane but i do think they suck shit
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'I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.'
Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America.
Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America.
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
'I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.'
Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America.
Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America.
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He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.
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I had forgotten that the Grinch steals people’s ice cubes. What a bastard
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I had forgotten that the Grinch steals people’s ice cubes. What a bastard
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Has Trump threatened to kill everyone for his Xmas message yet?
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Has Trump threatened to kill everyone for his Xmas message yet?
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If the Grinch steals my Christmas I will lose my shit
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If the Grinch steals my Christmas I will lose my shit
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i might gotta make sum eggs.
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
i might gotta make sum eggs.
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
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Man the capstan! Blood and thunder!
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Man the capstan! Blood and thunder!
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Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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may the winter solstice bring you hope of the light to come and some bbq ribs
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
may the winter solstice bring you hope of the light to come and some bbq ribs
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Well that's it, I'm never going to the Kennedy Center again or even for the first time.
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Well that's it, I'm never going to the Kennedy Center again or even for the first time.
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Bank of America is nostalgic for the time when it didn't have to issue a credit card to women without her husband's permission.
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bank of America is nostalgic for the time when it didn't have to issue a credit card to women without her husband's permission.
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That's it. I'm definitely not voting for Bill Clinton.
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
That's it. I'm definitely not voting for Bill Clinton.
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seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
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Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides,
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides,
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides.
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One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
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Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch’d with foul moles and eye-offending marks
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December 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Vast sin-concealing chaos
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Vast sin-concealing chaos
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose