Vinegrr
@vinegrr.bsky.social
Sometimes a snarky wit, sometimes political, sometimes treating this place like it's my college LiveJournal account. Supportive when I can be.
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Bodily autonomy is a human right.
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Constitutional convention for the new millennium when?
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Bodily autonomy is a human right.
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Constitutional convention for the new millennium when?
Returning from the woods/mountains was a mistake.
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Returning from the woods/mountains was a mistake.
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Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Not disagreeing with OP by any means but I feel like a not-zero of wine moms are covert bullies and former Mean Girls and giving them a deserving target is a net good for society, like finally giving a border collie trapped in a suburban development 20 acres and a flock of sleep
Maybe this will fix me.
*gets my motorcycle out of the garage since it's finally above freezing AND not raining*
For a few hours, anyway.
*gets my motorcycle out of the garage since it's finally above freezing AND not raining*
For a few hours, anyway.
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Maybe this will fix me.
*gets my motorcycle out of the garage since it's finally above freezing AND not raining*
For a few hours, anyway.
*gets my motorcycle out of the garage since it's finally above freezing AND not raining*
For a few hours, anyway.
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"Why don't I see people do midlife crisis purchases anymore?"
-"Because crisis is constant"
"Oh..."
-"And purchases cost money, which we don't have"
"Ok, fair"
-"Because crisis is constant"
"Oh..."
-"And purchases cost money, which we don't have"
"Ok, fair"
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
"Why don't I see people do midlife crisis purchases anymore?"
-"Because crisis is constant"
"Oh..."
-"And purchases cost money, which we don't have"
"Ok, fair"
-"Because crisis is constant"
"Oh..."
-"And purchases cost money, which we don't have"
"Ok, fair"
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"Insurance helpline, how can I help?"
"On my life insurance application there's a question about my child: Are they likely to become a protagonist?"
"Do they have an unusual hair colour, or a special talent?"
"Yes, pink hair, great at bowling, why?"
"That increases the risk of a parent dying."
"On my life insurance application there's a question about my child: Are they likely to become a protagonist?"
"Do they have an unusual hair colour, or a special talent?"
"Yes, pink hair, great at bowling, why?"
"That increases the risk of a parent dying."
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"Insurance helpline, how can I help?"
"On my life insurance application there's a question about my child: Are they likely to become a protagonist?"
"Do they have an unusual hair colour, or a special talent?"
"Yes, pink hair, great at bowling, why?"
"That increases the risk of a parent dying."
"On my life insurance application there's a question about my child: Are they likely to become a protagonist?"
"Do they have an unusual hair colour, or a special talent?"
"Yes, pink hair, great at bowling, why?"
"That increases the risk of a parent dying."
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January 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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The only CSAM we have here is Coveted Alf Sensuality Material.
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The only CSAM we have here is Coveted Alf Sensuality Material.
I mean... At least it's probably gonna be accurate? 🤪
January 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I mean... At least it's probably gonna be accurate? 🤪
I've seen multiple people posting stuff like this lately and I wish they'd stop.
All it does is remind me how much the Smol part of my brain still wants to talk to the first person who made me actually feel Loved-As-I-Am, and how little that person gives a shit whether they even talk to me.
All it does is remind me how much the Smol part of my brain still wants to talk to the first person who made me actually feel Loved-As-I-Am, and how little that person gives a shit whether they even talk to me.
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I've seen multiple people posting stuff like this lately and I wish they'd stop.
All it does is remind me how much the Smol part of my brain still wants to talk to the first person who made me actually feel Loved-As-I-Am, and how little that person gives a shit whether they even talk to me.
All it does is remind me how much the Smol part of my brain still wants to talk to the first person who made me actually feel Loved-As-I-Am, and how little that person gives a shit whether they even talk to me.
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
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Libraries and the postal service are by far the best examples of our government working and I will die on this goddamn hill.
The postal service does not LOSE money.
It COSTS money because it is a guaranteed public service that everyone has a right to access.
The postal service does not LOSE money.
It COSTS money because it is a guaranteed public service that everyone has a right to access.
December 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Libraries and the postal service are by far the best examples of our government working and I will die on this goddamn hill.
The postal service does not LOSE money.
It COSTS money because it is a guaranteed public service that everyone has a right to access.
The postal service does not LOSE money.
It COSTS money because it is a guaranteed public service that everyone has a right to access.
Shit. I totally forgot that I was first mate on a boat when 2 members of Guns'n'Roses took our river tour.
Had to drive for most of that ride bc the captain was fangirling out so hard he couldn't focus.
Had to drive for most of that ride bc the captain was fangirling out so hard he couldn't focus.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Shit. I totally forgot that I was first mate on a boat when 2 members of Guns'n'Roses took our river tour.
Had to drive for most of that ride bc the captain was fangirling out so hard he couldn't focus.
Had to drive for most of that ride bc the captain was fangirling out so hard he couldn't focus.
Great. I'm either a writer-blocked novelist who may be on the verge of early senility, or a multiply-traumatized and suicidal Japanese teenager who was briefly a sex worker.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Great. I'm either a writer-blocked novelist who may be on the verge of early senility, or a multiply-traumatized and suicidal Japanese teenager who was briefly a sex worker.
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I was riding my bike on Capital Hill in Seattle in the 1990s and on the sidewalk was Kurt Vonnegut smoking. As I flew past I shouted:
“Hey, Mr. Vonnegut!”
He waved and shouted back, “Have a day!”
“Hey, Mr. Vonnegut!”
He waved and shouted back, “Have a day!”
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was riding my bike on Capital Hill in Seattle in the 1990s and on the sidewalk was Kurt Vonnegut smoking. As I flew past I shouted:
“Hey, Mr. Vonnegut!”
He waved and shouted back, “Have a day!”
“Hey, Mr. Vonnegut!”
He waved and shouted back, “Have a day!”
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I have been calling our present time The Age of Lies
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have been calling our present time The Age of Lies
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We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
Oh absolutely NOT. I hate it when a suddenly-cancelled (or even a scheduled end) show nearly tires up every fucking storyline, loose end, and frayed edge with a goddamn bow.
For one thing, it's too tidy. The people in the show have full lives! Neat bows *do not exist* in life! If the show...
For one thing, it's too tidy. The people in the show have full lives! Neat bows *do not exist* in life! If the show...
Make it illegal to end shows on a cliffhanger. If the studio swine want to abruptly cancel a show, they should be required to make a two hour conclusion that ties up the loose ends, under penalty of being repeatedly head butted in the crotch by a group of goats high on angel dust.
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh absolutely NOT. I hate it when a suddenly-cancelled (or even a scheduled end) show nearly tires up every fucking storyline, loose end, and frayed edge with a goddamn bow.
For one thing, it's too tidy. The people in the show have full lives! Neat bows *do not exist* in life! If the show...
For one thing, it's too tidy. The people in the show have full lives! Neat bows *do not exist* in life! If the show...
How I know I'm non-binary:
My first impulse if someone tells me they have a taser is to ask if it's an *actual* Taser or just sparkling stun gun. (It is basically always just a stun gun.)
My second impulse is to ask how many volts so I know whether testing it out is even worth my time.
My first impulse if someone tells me they have a taser is to ask if it's an *actual* Taser or just sparkling stun gun. (It is basically always just a stun gun.)
My second impulse is to ask how many volts so I know whether testing it out is even worth my time.
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
How I know I'm non-binary:
My first impulse if someone tells me they have a taser is to ask if it's an *actual* Taser or just sparkling stun gun. (It is basically always just a stun gun.)
My second impulse is to ask how many volts so I know whether testing it out is even worth my time.
My first impulse if someone tells me they have a taser is to ask if it's an *actual* Taser or just sparkling stun gun. (It is basically always just a stun gun.)
My second impulse is to ask how many volts so I know whether testing it out is even worth my time.
Make "Moar Mountain" the last two words and you've got my next year goals exactly.
Happy to take donations or sincere offers of well-paying-but-strange-or-undesirable temporary work.
Happy to take donations or sincere offers of well-paying-but-strange-or-undesirable temporary work.
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Make "Moar Mountain" the last two words and you've got my next year goals exactly.
Happy to take donations or sincere offers of well-paying-but-strange-or-undesirable temporary work.
Happy to take donations or sincere offers of well-paying-but-strange-or-undesirable temporary work.
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There are two wolves inside of you, the clipping in this game sucks
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There are two wolves inside of you, the clipping in this game sucks
I normally cannot stand Sinatra's singing or styling, but I'd happily put this particular banger on repeat.
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I normally cannot stand Sinatra's singing or styling, but I'd happily put this particular banger on repeat.
Today I learned one word I did not already know, and one fact about that word that I did not want to know.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today I learned one word I did not already know, and one fact about that word that I did not want to know.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Oh. Is *that* why I couldn't get into the holiday spirit this year? All's I've got is my Romulan gluteal stimulator 🥲
Nothing says “Christmas” like Klingon nipple tasers
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Oh. Is *that* why I couldn't get into the holiday spirit this year? All's I've got is my Romulan gluteal stimulator 🥲
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It’s nights like Christmas night after everything is all said & done & quiet that you have weird thoughts like: I want to date again but I don’t know how much energy I have left to get to know more people. From *scratch*? Like oh my god what do I do? What movies do I like? I’ll need days to recover.
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s nights like Christmas night after everything is all said & done & quiet that you have weird thoughts like: I want to date again but I don’t know how much energy I have left to get to know more people. From *scratch*? Like oh my god what do I do? What movies do I like? I’ll need days to recover.
From his fingertips to God's ears.
Maybe I'll write him a nice note explaining how much of the northern Midwest has Scandinavian heritage...
Maybe I'll write him a nice note explaining how much of the northern Midwest has Scandinavian heritage...
Denmark’s MP is mocking Trump’s idea of “buying Greenland”
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
From his fingertips to God's ears.
Maybe I'll write him a nice note explaining how much of the northern Midwest has Scandinavian heritage...
Maybe I'll write him a nice note explaining how much of the northern Midwest has Scandinavian heritage...