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“we know you’re eating a hot dog”
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
“we know you’re eating a hot dog”
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kind of a cheap stat because most seasons did not have 15 games in them
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THEY ARE THE FIRST TEAM TO DO THIS IN ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE YEARS
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THEY ARE THE FIRST TEAM TO DO THIS IN ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE YEARS
Indiana joins the 1894 Yale team as the only two major college teams to go 16-0
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 AM
kind of a cheap stat because most seasons did not have 15 games in them
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THEY ARE THE FIRST TEAM TO DO THIS IN ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE YEARS
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THEY ARE THE FIRST TEAM TO DO THIS IN ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE YEARS
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love to watch a completely insane sporting event where i have no personal stake in who wins
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
love to watch a completely insane sporting event where i have no personal stake in who wins
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Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
Every year I post my favorite albums & concerts. Here’s 2025:
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Every year I post my favorite albums & concerts. Here’s 2025:
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Tired of telling my enemies “Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.” I actually want the door to hit them now. Hard!
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tired of telling my enemies “Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.” I actually want the door to hit them now. Hard!
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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beginning my football analysis with the words "well, from a football standpoint,"
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
beginning my football analysis with the words "well, from a football standpoint,"
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Duke football to the ACC
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Duke football to the ACC
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Duke-Virginia is like when Patrick Swayze jumps out of the plane with the last parachute in point break and then Keanu Reeves jumps after him with no parachute and a gun
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Duke-Virginia is like when Patrick Swayze jumps out of the plane with the last parachute in point break and then Keanu Reeves jumps after him with no parachute and a gun
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A new option for local high school grads to avoid college debt: columbusunderground.com/ccad-announc...
CCAD Announces "Creative Pathway", Adding Another Free Tuition Program to the Region - Columbus Underground
Representatives with the Columbus College of Art & Design (CCAD) announced a new program today called "Creative Pathway", which would fund last-dollar tuition coverage for new students.
columbusunderground.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A new option for local high school grads to avoid college debt: columbusunderground.com/ccad-announc...
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Or worse: The Prestige
Jeopardy tonight had Ron, identical twin brother of a former champ named Ray. @kenjennings.bsky.social asked how we know for sure it's not Ray playing again under a fake name. Ron pointed out Ray in the audience. But how do we know the brothers haven't pulled a Parent Trap?
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Or worse: The Prestige
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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Missouri with the extremely rare “completed Hail Mary short of the goal line”
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Missouri with the extremely rare “completed Hail Mary short of the goal line”
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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One of the best fun facts I have is that I worked at the winery where the grape lady fell off the platform when I first got out of college and she fell because she insisted the winery workers pick it up and turn it around so the safety rail would be behind her because she didn’t want it in the shot
we need to do a full social media reset. get back to its true purpose (making fun of that person who was squishing grapes with her feet and fell over)
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One of the best fun facts I have is that I worked at the winery where the grape lady fell off the platform when I first got out of college and she fell because she insisted the winery workers pick it up and turn it around so the safety rail would be behind her because she didn’t want it in the shot
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You’ve gotta admit it’s a little messed up the holder on field goals can catch the ball with his knee down but nobody else can
It's not ideal
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You’ve gotta admit it’s a little messed up the holder on field goals can catch the ball with his knee down but nobody else can
Sugarcreek, the “The Little Switzerland of Ohio”
who should the NFL choose for its halftime show: Bad Bunny, who sold out basically every major arena in the country last year, or Lee Greenwood, whose current tour features the following dates
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sugarcreek, the “The Little Switzerland of Ohio”
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She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
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Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit
Me, 37 minutes later:
Me, 37 minutes later:
August 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit
Me, 37 minutes later:
Me, 37 minutes later: