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This guy so happy today
a man in a number 5 jersey is dancing in front of a speaker with the words come on jaguars written above him
ALT: a man in a number 5 jersey is dancing in front of a speaker with the words come on jaguars written above him
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
This guy so happy today
I see that the Libs are out in full force today trying to blame Donald Trump's invasion of Venezuela on progressives that refused to vote for genocide, and pre-shaming them for refusing to vote for Newsom. Good times!
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I see that the Libs are out in full force today trying to blame Donald Trump's invasion of Venezuela on progressives that refused to vote for genocide, and pre-shaming them for refusing to vote for Newsom. Good times!
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Reagan, 1981: “In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.”
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Reagan, 1981: “In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.”
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
Clinton, 1996: “I say again, the era of big government is over. But we cannot go back to the era of fending for yourself.”
Mamdani, 2026:
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? (Technically because I didn't finish Happy Gilmore 2 with the kids till after midnight)
January 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? (Technically because I didn't finish Happy Gilmore 2 with the kids till after midnight)
The Pop Tart bowl has really spoiled me. Bored AF at the end of the Rose Bowl when they're not even sacrificing anybody? No food coming out of the trophy? This is some bullshit.
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The Pop Tart bowl has really spoiled me. Bored AF at the end of the Rose Bowl when they're not even sacrificing anybody? No food coming out of the trophy? This is some bullshit.
I was gonna go with the original Hurt video but then I remembered that this exists.
December 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I was gonna go with the original Hurt video but then I remembered that this exists.
That dude is fast.
BIJAN ROBINSON LEADS THE LEAGUE IN YARDS FROM SCRIMMAGE
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That dude is fast.
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
I don't know what I was expecting from Marty Supreme but it certainly wasn't that. And my god what a fun surprise.
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't know what I was expecting from Marty Supreme but it certainly wasn't that. And my god what a fun surprise.
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not now, piss tracker
The piss tank on the ISS is now 26% full.
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
not now, piss tracker
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La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte
I love the wordcharcuterie because "eating a whole package of cold cuts with a box of crackers and half a block of cheese" just sounds so... Uncivilized.
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I love the wordcharcuterie because "eating a whole package of cold cuts with a box of crackers and half a block of cheese" just sounds so... Uncivilized.
NGL, I was more surprised to find out that Brigitte Bardot was still alive than that a 91yo French woman was also wildly, vocally racist.
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
NGL, I was more surprised to find out that Brigitte Bardot was still alive than that a 91yo French woman was also wildly, vocally racist.
Stop quote posting (and screenshotting) Will Stancil just to dunk on him and just block him instead challenge (difficulty level: impossible)
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Stop quote posting (and screenshotting) Will Stancil just to dunk on him and just block him instead challenge (difficulty level: impossible)
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me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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Imagine hearing all about how nimble and quick a guy is, and then for the big demonstration, he barely clears a freaking candlestick
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Imagine hearing all about how nimble and quick a guy is, and then for the big demonstration, he barely clears a freaking candlestick
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It did not "go viral". It was intentionally filmed and disseminated using a network of coordinated bots, amplified by an algorithm designed to spread this kind of content quickly. This was a harassment campaign, intended to silence everyone. Call it what it is.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It did not "go viral". It was intentionally filmed and disseminated using a network of coordinated bots, amplified by an algorithm designed to spread this kind of content quickly. This was a harassment campaign, intended to silence everyone. Call it what it is.
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Me, showing my sister and BIL how easily a wine key (aka simple corkscrew) works: "See? It's a fulcrum."
My sister, mocking me: "IT'S A FULCRUM!"
My sister, mocking me: "IT'S A FULCRUM!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Me, showing my sister and BIL how easily a wine key (aka simple corkscrew) works: "See? It's a fulcrum."
My sister, mocking me: "IT'S A FULCRUM!"
My sister, mocking me: "IT'S A FULCRUM!"
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Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
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HE JUST HIGH-FIVED ME
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
HE JUST HIGH-FIVED ME
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
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Every time a bowl game takes place in the Dallas Cowboys practice facility, like the Frisco Bowl, I’m reminded that, bafflingly, this iconic fight happened outside that space.
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Every time a bowl game takes place in the Dallas Cowboys practice facility, like the Frisco Bowl, I’m reminded that, bafflingly, this iconic fight happened outside that space.