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Watched After Hours for the first time earlier this year, for the second time recently, and I think it might now be one of my favorite movies?
God what a cool movie
AFTER HOURS (1985)
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Watched After Hours for the first time earlier this year, for the second time recently, and I think it might now be one of my favorite movies?
If I lived in the Mojave Wasteland I would be the most deranged NCR weeb imaginable. I would be the Fallout equivalent of the type of immigrant that goes all in and starts festooning everything they own with American flags
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If I lived in the Mojave Wasteland I would be the most deranged NCR weeb imaginable. I would be the Fallout equivalent of the type of immigrant that goes all in and starts festooning everything they own with American flags
Saul of Tarsus: As a token of my new faith in Christ, I shall take on a new name.
Peter: That's great. What is it?
Saul: Paul.
Peter: Oh.
Paul: The P feels more Christlike.
Peter: Okay. I don't really get that myself but we're just getting started here, that can be part of it
Peter: That's great. What is it?
Saul: Paul.
Peter: Oh.
Paul: The P feels more Christlike.
Peter: Okay. I don't really get that myself but we're just getting started here, that can be part of it
December 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Saul of Tarsus: As a token of my new faith in Christ, I shall take on a new name.
Peter: That's great. What is it?
Saul: Paul.
Peter: Oh.
Paul: The P feels more Christlike.
Peter: Okay. I don't really get that myself but we're just getting started here, that can be part of it
Peter: That's great. What is it?
Saul: Paul.
Peter: Oh.
Paul: The P feels more Christlike.
Peter: Okay. I don't really get that myself but we're just getting started here, that can be part of it
Pediatrician 1: I have a new method for teaching babies to sleep on their own. It's very effective, but requires parents to leave their babies to cry for extended periods.
Ped 2: That will be hard for parents. We should name it something soothing and reassuring.
Ped 1: I was thinking EXTINCTION
Ped 2: That will be hard for parents. We should name it something soothing and reassuring.
Ped 1: I was thinking EXTINCTION
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Pediatrician 1: I have a new method for teaching babies to sleep on their own. It's very effective, but requires parents to leave their babies to cry for extended periods.
Ped 2: That will be hard for parents. We should name it something soothing and reassuring.
Ped 1: I was thinking EXTINCTION
Ped 2: That will be hard for parents. We should name it something soothing and reassuring.
Ped 1: I was thinking EXTINCTION
[WWI infantry officer David Lynch attempting to repulse an assault on the trench] Fix your bayonets or die
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
[WWI infantry officer David Lynch attempting to repulse an assault on the trench] Fix your bayonets or die
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Dreugh wax is a tough, waxy substance with modest magical properties, scraped from dreugh shells. Dreugh are powerful aquatic creatures, and hunting them for their hides and wax is a dangerous occupation.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I'm not the Zodiac Killer. And if I was, I certainly wouldn't tell you, Charlie Brown.
Those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain, Charlie Brown.
I find your lack of faith disturbing, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I'm not the Zodiac Killer. And if I was, I certainly wouldn't tell you, Charlie Brown.
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Bruce Harrell is the candidate of choice for those with the Innsmoth look
seattle's political geography is as wild as (and presumably at some level is reflective of) its physical geopraphy
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Bruce Harrell is the candidate of choice for those with the Innsmoth look
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Driving somewhere at 6 pm in November in Washington State
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Driving somewhere at 6 pm in November in Washington State
You're still trying to replace Mountains of Madness. And I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. But what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You're still trying to replace Mountains of Madness. And I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. But what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.
You’re in a desert when you see a tortoise. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You’re in a desert when you see a tortoise. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Good night, sweet prince; and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Good night, sweet prince; and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
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Mid century? It sure was
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Mid century? It sure was
fantasy map-ass bullshit
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
fantasy map-ass bullshit
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TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
It's very funny to read early negative reviews of since-canonized directors, from before film reviewers worked out what their deal was. Just discovered that Ebert panned Raising Arizona on release, in part because the dialogue sounded too much like--wait for it--True Grit.
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
It's very funny to read early negative reviews of since-canonized directors, from before film reviewers worked out what their deal was. Just discovered that Ebert panned Raising Arizona on release, in part because the dialogue sounded too much like--wait for it--True Grit.
Is there a Call Before You Dig line in Hobbiton
October 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Is there a Call Before You Dig line in Hobbiton
James Bond in 1987:
Just been reminded of my favourite newspaper photo caption.
October 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
James Bond in 1987:
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Aragorn: doot doot doot, doot doo doot doo, doot doot doot, doot doo doot doo, I'm packed and I'm movin smilin she's livin she's golden she lives for me says she lives for me--
Frodo: What are you singing?
Aragorn: ....................................
Frodo: Strider?
Aragorn: the lay of luthien
Frodo: What are you singing?
Aragorn: ....................................
Frodo: Strider?
Aragorn: the lay of luthien
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Aragorn: doot doot doot, doot doo doot doo, doot doot doot, doot doo doot doo, I'm packed and I'm movin smilin she's livin she's golden she lives for me says she lives for me--
Frodo: What are you singing?
Aragorn: ....................................
Frodo: Strider?
Aragorn: the lay of luthien
Frodo: What are you singing?
Aragorn: ....................................
Frodo: Strider?
Aragorn: the lay of luthien
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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74