Nick 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@witty-handle2332.bsky.social
He/him pronouns, father of 2. BLM, TransRights, Philadelphia sports (sadly), and a lot of typical nerd shit. does anybody read these?
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one of the handful of tweets I left up when I functionally nuked my account at the old place
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
one of the handful of tweets I left up when I functionally nuked my account at the old place
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That's not how executive orders, the constitution, or states rights work.
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That's not how executive orders, the constitution, or states rights work.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
Didn’t realize the flyers are literally the best shootout team in the league. I used to pray for times like these.
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Didn’t realize the flyers are literally the best shootout team in the league. I used to pray for times like these.
New bird alert! Dark-eyed Junco. They have a very short, very distinct chirp. Kind of a winter only bird in SE PA, cool to see just hanging out above my driveway this morning.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
New bird alert! Dark-eyed Junco. They have a very short, very distinct chirp. Kind of a winter only bird in SE PA, cool to see just hanging out above my driveway this morning.
Jesus fucking Christ
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
Absolute coaching failure this season. The back breaking penalty issue has not been solved in 3+ weeks now.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Absolute coaching failure this season. The back breaking penalty issue has not been solved in 3+ weeks now.
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
Straight up I thought about getting a drink but the eagles have be not even wanting to do that. I’ve blown to a new level of depressed I’ve never even comprehended.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Straight up I thought about getting a drink but the eagles have be not even wanting to do that. I’ve blown to a new level of depressed I’ve never even comprehended.
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Saquon had success running outside so naturally we need to remove that from the playbook and run him up the middle.
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Saquon had success running outside so naturally we need to remove that from the playbook and run him up the middle.
The defense attempting to drag a lifeless elephant of an offense all the way to the finish line
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The defense attempting to drag a lifeless elephant of an offense all the way to the finish line
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That section looks fun
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That section looks fun
The egging is the new Santa clause because the egging wouldn’t have happened if you fired this clown 2 weeks ago like you should have. Obviously OBVIOUSLY egging someone’s house is wrong. BUT.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The egging is the new Santa clause because the egging wouldn’t have happened if you fired this clown 2 weeks ago like you should have. Obviously OBVIOUSLY egging someone’s house is wrong. BUT.
So glad to see the eagles after over a week of digesting the messages they should have received from that last game.
*fart noise*
*fart noise*
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So glad to see the eagles after over a week of digesting the messages they should have received from that last game.
*fart noise*
*fart noise*
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Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
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Incredible bit by the bears to give their fans hope this year right up until the packers game. They even got me
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Incredible bit by the bears to give their fans hope this year right up until the packers game. They even got me
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finally, the Chiefs dynasty is over and we can start seeing some new teams show up in the playoffs. now let me take a BIG gulp of water and see who has the most wins in the AFC right now
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
finally, the Chiefs dynasty is over and we can start seeing some new teams show up in the playoffs. now let me take a BIG gulp of water and see who has the most wins in the AFC right now
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I haven’t watched it’s a wonderful life really since having multiple kids, holy shit this movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I haven’t watched it’s a wonderful life really since having multiple kids, holy shit this movie
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What kind of mating dance is this
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What kind of mating dance is this
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some personal news:
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
some personal news:
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Please remember to relentlessly support the WNBA PLAYERS when they are inevitably forced to strike or the owners lock them out. Management is always wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Please remember to relentlessly support the WNBA PLAYERS when they are inevitably forced to strike or the owners lock them out. Management is always wrong.