Emily
@woofwife.bsky.social
41 y/o marxist-leninist nerd (she/her)
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Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
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i think autism girls should get to have chew toys. or get to be chew toys. whatever.
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
i think autism girls should get to have chew toys. or get to be chew toys. whatever.
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Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
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January 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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🎶 Arsenal fans are on a bender, Thomas Frank is a silver member 🎶
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
🎶 Arsenal fans are on a bender, Thomas Frank is a silver member 🎶
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If we had Woke Stalin he would’ve firebombed that island during peak party hours I can tell you that much
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If we had Woke Stalin he would’ve firebombed that island during peak party hours I can tell you that much
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JK Rowling is in the Epstein files? I wish I was surprised. 😬
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
JK Rowling is in the Epstein files? I wish I was surprised. 😬
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GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT DUDE WHAT EMAILS WAS I TALKIN ABOUT *HERE*
The Epstein emails are like that bit in the Boondocks where R Kelly is listing off his personal info while committing a sex crime on tape.
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT DUDE WHAT EMAILS WAS I TALKIN ABOUT *HERE*
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the rest of the Epstein files that they didn’t decide to release has to be a cosmic level of horror.
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
the rest of the Epstein files that they didn’t decide to release has to be a cosmic level of horror.
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I am not even an Arsenal fan, but Anne Hathaway’s Arsenal fandom remains the gift that keeps on giving
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I am not even an Arsenal fan, but Anne Hathaway’s Arsenal fandom remains the gift that keeps on giving
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I humbly submit it is not the case that our power structure is designed to protect rich pedophiles
Instead, with Marx and de Sade, I insist that the rich and powerful indulge their pedophilia because wealth protects them from both want and consequence, and so they get bored and think up atrocities
Instead, with Marx and de Sade, I insist that the rich and powerful indulge their pedophilia because wealth protects them from both want and consequence, and so they get bored and think up atrocities
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I humbly submit it is not the case that our power structure is designed to protect rich pedophiles
Instead, with Marx and de Sade, I insist that the rich and powerful indulge their pedophilia because wealth protects them from both want and consequence, and so they get bored and think up atrocities
Instead, with Marx and de Sade, I insist that the rich and powerful indulge their pedophilia because wealth protects them from both want and consequence, and so they get bored and think up atrocities
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
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looking through old memes
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
looking through old memes
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I know a few of these
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I know a few of these
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so like, Charlie Kirk was in a political marriage, secretly in love with Candace but couldn't due to the stigma for divorce and interracial marriage in their right-wing milieu, and then his wife murked him to take his job?
had not occurred to me that the source of candace owens's conspiracy theories are men flirting with her and her taking everything literally
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
so like, Charlie Kirk was in a political marriage, secretly in love with Candace but couldn't due to the stigma for divorce and interracial marriage in their right-wing milieu, and then his wife murked him to take his job?
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy