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amandawtwong.bsky.social
I like this Alex Norris comic
Alex Norris comic
March 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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nicsigni.bsky.social
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 35th Anniversary Steelbook (4K UHD + Blu-ray + Digital) is $16.24 on Amazon buff.ly/4ys9XDc #ad
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social
old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
worldsokayest.bsky.social
A fun pilot. I hope it becomes a series!
March 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
worldsokayest.bsky.social
I dunno, sometimes they just do that...
March 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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conell.bsky.social
Oh wow look the first commercially available home assistant robot.
And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.
February 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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theonion.com
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
February 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
It's Over - Gator Days
Panel 1 Gustopher, Mewbert, and August have finished watching an episode of a show. Gustopher is eager to move onto the next episode. Gustopher: This show is great! Can we start the next episode? August: That was the last episode. Panel 2 Gustopher doesn't understand. He's eager for more content. Gustopher: Last episode of the season? August: it was canceled. Panel 3 Gustopher stares at his father in disbelief. Who would do such a thing? Why would they do this? Why aren't their more episodes? His world is crashing all around him. Panel 4 Gustopher: But the story wasn't over! What happens? August: No one knows. Gustopher: HOW IS THIS LEGAL? Mewbert is also there and is also still wondering why she isn't being fed right now.
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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freecaledonia.bsky.social
This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.
February 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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kibblesmith.com
It might not be my cup of tea, but the music of Imagine Dragons makes a lot of people happy, and that's a huge problem.
January 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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nikostratis.com
This is like every NYT oped happening at once
A cartoon of a kid looking at a little free library, someone is throwing a book into the composting bin, when clearly the book is just trash and should go in the correct bin). Text reads can I ban books from my front yard little free library
January 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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staidindoors.bsky.social
still image would probably work
January 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
my personal favorite comic of 2024
January 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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mluckas.bsky.social
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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joshuajfriedman.com
I'm at the taco truck
I'm at the Christmas tree lot
I'm at the combination taco truck and Christmas tree lot
A photo of a Brooklyn sidewalk. There is a food truck with a multicolored illuminated sign that reads "Tacos Morelos," and next to it is a wooden stand with two rows of wrapped Christmas trees, plus a large lit snowman on top of the stand, attracting the attention of potential shoppers.
December 25, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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papawoof.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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jmichaelmull.bsky.social
the three genders
three giftcards that say in large font across the front: Her, Him, and Online
December 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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greyweirdo.bsky.social
Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
spaceship
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
that meme where you get texts from anxiety and depression and then a third thing. text from anxiety: what if you’re not good enough text from depression: everyone hates you text from yoda but he talks normal: hey what’s up man. this is yoda btw
November 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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wario64.bsky.social
Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT) buff.ly/4hHvV4x

Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM