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i thought sean baker's speech was really inspiring
March 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i thought sean baker's speech was really inspiring
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Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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February 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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folks my flight is about to take off and it's been an honor to be woke with you
February 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
folks my flight is about to take off and it's been an honor to be woke with you
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not enough dr pepper
February 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
not enough dr pepper
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The whole audience screaming “A minor” has me CACKLINGGGG!
I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭
I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭
February 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The whole audience screaming “A minor” has me CACKLINGGGG!
I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭
I know Aubrey is in the middle of his room HYPERVENTILATINGGG 🥴😭😭
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A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
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Behind the chaos, a brilliant and savvy plan to end democracy in America.
February 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Behind the chaos, a brilliant and savvy plan to end democracy in America.
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normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
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Be a big robot.
January 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Be a big robot.
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just bought these. to mock our soldiers
January 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
just bought these. to mock our soldiers
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I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.
January 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.
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*seeing that the Undertaker looks old now* that’s because he lost his magic urn
January 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
*seeing that the Undertaker looks old now* that’s because he lost his magic urn
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Another app to yell into the void
January 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Another app to yell into the void
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on my way to the store
January 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
on my way to the store
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This has crossed the camp threshold and I now fully support it.
January 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This has crossed the camp threshold and I now fully support it.
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January 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
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January 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu
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this site has the juice
January 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
this site has the juice