zella
@zellawhat.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ indie game dev, writer, and occasional toy designer. she/her
game(s): https://zellawhat.itch.io/
game(s): https://zellawhat.itch.io/
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
i love how avery brooks plays captain sisko as a stone cold badass who also says “aw shucks”
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
i love how avery brooks plays captain sisko as a stone cold badass who also says “aw shucks”
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what
Maduro has been captured by the U.S. according to Trump
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
what
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2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
2025 was bad but at least charlie kirk's neck exploded
i had surgery a couple weeks ago and i’ve got a follow up appointment tomorrow. was doing the pre-check in stuff and for some unfathomable reason they had it in my personal info that i’m protestant?? why is that even recorded and no the fuck i’m not
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i had surgery a couple weeks ago and i’ve got a follow up appointment tomorrow. was doing the pre-check in stuff and for some unfathomable reason they had it in my personal info that i’m protestant?? why is that even recorded and no the fuck i’m not
my most cringe opinion is that i think we should get rid of guns entirely, give everybody a sword, legalize dueling, and bring cloaks back. not even a big fantasy nerd i just think it would be rad
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
my most cringe opinion is that i think we should get rid of guns entirely, give everybody a sword, legalize dueling, and bring cloaks back. not even a big fantasy nerd i just think it would be rad
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Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"
The chronicles of narnia is an isekai
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The chronicles of narnia is an isekai
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Every picture of Gavin Newsome looks like a Changeling from Deep Space Nine thast slowly grown to develop a more human face but you know its not because it has none of the humanity behind the eyes
I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Every picture of Gavin Newsome looks like a Changeling from Deep Space Nine thast slowly grown to develop a more human face but you know its not because it has none of the humanity behind the eyes
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"Horseshoe theory" is named after the approximate size and weight of object that has to hit you in the head for you to believe in it
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Horseshoe theory" is named after the approximate size and weight of object that has to hit you in the head for you to believe in it
it's so rude when you go to the ER and you're like "my tummy hurts" and they're like "we can fix that" but instead they just make you live there for four days and now your tummy still hurts but different? and also they stole one of your organs.
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
it's so rude when you go to the ER and you're like "my tummy hurts" and they're like "we can fix that" but instead they just make you live there for four days and now your tummy still hurts but different? and also they stole one of your organs.
i have now seen reze arc, what a movie. insane animation, music was really good, action was crazy. good movie
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
i have now seen reze arc, what a movie. insane animation, music was really good, action was crazy. good movie
they should've never made trucks bigger than the 1991 chevy s10 that i found on craigslist and bought in 2018 from a police officer who had an office in a chop shop for some reason. anything bigger than that is foolish
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
they should've never made trucks bigger than the 1991 chevy s10 that i found on craigslist and bought in 2018 from a police officer who had an office in a chop shop for some reason. anything bigger than that is foolish
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
been getting real into lord of the rings lately and i know im really getting into it because whenever i used to have a question about it id get a straightforward answer but now whenever i look up a question i find decades of debate
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
been getting real into lord of the rings lately and i know im really getting into it because whenever i used to have a question about it id get a straightforward answer but now whenever i look up a question i find decades of debate
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
water is so fucking good everyone should drink water
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
water is so fucking good everyone should drink water
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i switched to injections 2 goddamn months ago and i still think “oh shit i need to take my meds” at noon and midnight almost every day. when will it stop?
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i switched to injections 2 goddamn months ago and i still think “oh shit i need to take my meds” at noon and midnight almost every day. when will it stop?
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is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
as soon as I'm not sick I'm gonna work my ass off on my next game but for now i can't because my tummy hurts
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
as soon as I'm not sick I'm gonna work my ass off on my next game but for now i can't because my tummy hurts
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October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM