Royce Champagne
@zolroyce.bsky.social
Hello my name is Royce! I like to write, make music and edit videos. He/They.
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me giving earth its cake
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
me giving earth its cake
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
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i don't like any of them
I like Presidents that are not pedophiles.
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i don't like any of them
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i get it, have you seen the size of the fuckin' cats in iceland?
In Icelandic folklore Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat, comes to eat those who do not wear their new clothes for Christmas. In this image, you can see somebody did not put on their new Christmas sweater. Or perhaps even more unfortunately, no one got them one!
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December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i get it, have you seen the size of the fuckin' cats in iceland?
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I know exactly three things about Bari Weiss, and this covers all of them
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I know exactly three things about Bari Weiss, and this covers all of them
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of course bari weiss can be both stupid and evil! that is the point of transphobia, it is evil that you can do even if you are too stupid for other forms of evil, because you can just say the same 2-5 transphobic things over and over again and you get an automatic audience of rich credulous freaks
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
of course bari weiss can be both stupid and evil! that is the point of transphobia, it is evil that you can do even if you are too stupid for other forms of evil, because you can just say the same 2-5 transphobic things over and over again and you get an automatic audience of rich credulous freaks
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
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Say what you will about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney
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I know October is over but listen, there’s no reason we can’t extend spooky season all the way to Christmas. Who’s going to stop us? Mariah Carey? The guardian of holiday cheer and all things jolly? Possibly… but we won’t know if we don’t try.
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I know October is over but listen, there’s no reason we can’t extend spooky season all the way to Christmas. Who’s going to stop us? Mariah Carey? The guardian of holiday cheer and all things jolly? Possibly… but we won’t know if we don’t try.
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Admitting that you use genAI should be as embarrassing and off-putting as confessing that you fuck sheep.
One way to know that genAI is an instrument of fascism is: look at what else these people publicly express with zero sense of shame.
One way to know that genAI is an instrument of fascism is: look at what else these people publicly express with zero sense of shame.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Admitting that you use genAI should be as embarrassing and off-putting as confessing that you fuck sheep.
One way to know that genAI is an instrument of fascism is: look at what else these people publicly express with zero sense of shame.
One way to know that genAI is an instrument of fascism is: look at what else these people publicly express with zero sense of shame.
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Quick question for Newsom voters: what are you gonna do when.i call him Gavin Gruesome? Nothing, you can’t do anything about it
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Quick question for Newsom voters: what are you gonna do when.i call him Gavin Gruesome? Nothing, you can’t do anything about it
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sorry i haven't responded to your last text. i died and went to hell.
October 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sorry i haven't responded to your last text. i died and went to hell.
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Chat, I’m looking for a picture of a cat that vibes 1000% “oh try it, I will murder you” can you please help
October 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Chat, I’m looking for a picture of a cat that vibes 1000% “oh try it, I will murder you” can you please help
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I see nothing wrong with continuing to push people left. If that makes me bad and annoying I don’t really care
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I see nothing wrong with continuing to push people left. If that makes me bad and annoying I don’t really care
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At some point, when The Law keeps violating The Law, The People are going to stop complying - because The Law is a social construct.
🚨⚖️📚Immigrants attending court are being detained on the spot. The Real News’ “ICED Out of America” shows ICE turning courthouses into “abduction traps,” arresting law-abiding people—including a pregnant woman and an American citizen—while blocking elected officials who tried to intervene.
ICED out of America
YouTube video by The Real News Network
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October 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
At some point, when The Law keeps violating The Law, The People are going to stop complying - because The Law is a social construct.
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Boxes also work on bobcats
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Boxes also work on bobcats
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"I'm the scat man" TMI bruh
October 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"I'm the scat man" TMI bruh
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Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass
October 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass
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Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
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