tired of pretending i don’t like taking pictures of my figures and dolls like a middleaged dad with whatsapp addiction
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 AM
tired of pretending i don’t like taking pictures of my figures and dolls like a middleaged dad with whatsapp addiction
My only regret from being passed over for federal jury duty in L.A. this past summer was that I might have had the opportunity to help throw the book at an ICE agent. I assume they felt my Middleaged NormieLib Whiteguy Contempt disturb the Force from 90 miles away, though.
I think we're going to see a whole lot of 'fuck you, ICE' from juries. they're going to try and weed out decent people from selection but they're going to fail.
based on the coverage i read, i legit expected him to be convicted
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
My only regret from being passed over for federal jury duty in L.A. this past summer was that I might have had the opportunity to help throw the book at an ICE agent. I assume they felt my Middleaged NormieLib Whiteguy Contempt disturb the Force from 90 miles away, though.
finally I have achieved the dream I had as a dysphoric teenage boy: generally being seen as a chopped middleaged lady
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
finally I have achieved the dream I had as a dysphoric teenage boy: generally being seen as a chopped middleaged lady
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
America stealing oil is not relevant to the british museum showcasing the looting of entire earth for hundreds of years, unless you're a pathetic middleaged white englishman that got defensive about his dogshit nation
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 AM
America stealing oil is not relevant to the british museum showcasing the looting of entire earth for hundreds of years, unless you're a pathetic middleaged white englishman that got defensive about his dogshit nation
cj looking good in glasses
January 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
cj looking good in glasses
An Instagram follow request from my old high school P.E. (gym) teacher?!
Lady we are all middleaged already - it's time to bloody let go.
I hate META apps and people ...
Lady we are all middleaged already - it's time to bloody let go.
I hate META apps and people ...
a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
An Instagram follow request from my old high school P.E. (gym) teacher?!
Lady we are all middleaged already - it's time to bloody let go.
I hate META apps and people ...
Lady we are all middleaged already - it's time to bloody let go.
I hate META apps and people ...
I'm already AT the Bottom Rung; to punch down for ME
would mean simply bloodyin my fists onna cold concrete.
Proudly, I am a middleaged, single, childless,
brokedickdog of a speedfreak;
& I bear this World no Ill Will at all
-- quite the contrary.
Yet, by dint of my bedraggled, ragged "chic"
would mean simply bloodyin my fists onna cold concrete.
Proudly, I am a middleaged, single, childless,
brokedickdog of a speedfreak;
& I bear this World no Ill Will at all
-- quite the contrary.
Yet, by dint of my bedraggled, ragged "chic"
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I'm already AT the Bottom Rung; to punch down for ME
would mean simply bloodyin my fists onna cold concrete.
Proudly, I am a middleaged, single, childless,
brokedickdog of a speedfreak;
& I bear this World no Ill Will at all
-- quite the contrary.
Yet, by dint of my bedraggled, ragged "chic"
would mean simply bloodyin my fists onna cold concrete.
Proudly, I am a middleaged, single, childless,
brokedickdog of a speedfreak;
& I bear this World no Ill Will at all
-- quite the contrary.
Yet, by dint of my bedraggled, ragged "chic"
Welcome to middleaged womanhood. ❤️
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Welcome to middleaged womanhood. ❤️
wish i could be like jk it was BBL silly but im middleaged white guy its mandatory to have something wrong there
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 AM
wish i could be like jk it was BBL silly but im middleaged white guy its mandatory to have something wrong there
I adore the hot water bottle! It’s fake fur but has lost its softness (I have a new one!), but is still wonderful. Hotties have changed my life (see also slippers)!
#middleaged
#middleaged
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I adore the hot water bottle! It’s fake fur but has lost its softness (I have a new one!), but is still wonderful. Hotties have changed my life (see also slippers)!
#middleaged
#middleaged
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
What careers have the lowest chance of being shown an AI video of a dancing baby by your middleaged coworker I’m trying to make some changes
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
What careers have the lowest chance of being shown an AI video of a dancing baby by your middleaged coworker I’m trying to make some changes
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
the various stages of cj's life: adventurous and carefree in his 20s, manchild and player in his 30s, minx with glasses in his 40s and insatiable slut in his 50s 🫦
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
the various stages of cj's life: adventurous and carefree in his 20s, manchild and player in his 30s, minx with glasses in his 40s and insatiable slut in his 50s 🫦
Book 1:
Animorphs 41: The Familiar by KA Applegate
Jake has a weird dystopian future horror vision/nightmare. One of the better examples of a genre trope I tend not enjoy that much. 3.5/5
Animorphs 41: The Familiar by KA Applegate
Jake has a weird dystopian future horror vision/nightmare. One of the better examples of a genre trope I tend not enjoy that much. 3.5/5
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Book 1:
Animorphs 41: The Familiar by KA Applegate
Jake has a weird dystopian future horror vision/nightmare. One of the better examples of a genre trope I tend not enjoy that much. 3.5/5
Animorphs 41: The Familiar by KA Applegate
Jake has a weird dystopian future horror vision/nightmare. One of the better examples of a genre trope I tend not enjoy that much. 3.5/5
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
Reached Ultraworld in the @maximumpowerpodcast.com listen-through earlier today. This was the first #blakes7 episode I ever saw. I was visiting family in Canada for a wedding in the early '90s and was doing some homework (term-time) and the tv was on for noise. What was this amazing show? :D
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Reached Ultraworld in the @maximumpowerpodcast.com listen-through earlier today. This was the first #blakes7 episode I ever saw. I was visiting family in Canada for a wedding in the early '90s and was doing some homework (term-time) and the tv was on for noise. What was this amazing show? :D
i DID play the mammoth in ice age
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
i DID play the mammoth in ice age
Same. No running. Not outside anyways. Walk, march, „go by foot“- fine. Whatever good that would do.
Besides that? Need a middleaged woman for distraction? I‘m there.
Until then- I‘ll be in the kitchen between the knives and the coffee.
Besides that? Need a middleaged woman for distraction? I‘m there.
Until then- I‘ll be in the kitchen between the knives and the coffee.
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Same. No running. Not outside anyways. Walk, march, „go by foot“- fine. Whatever good that would do.
Besides that? Need a middleaged woman for distraction? I‘m there.
Until then- I‘ll be in the kitchen between the knives and the coffee.
Besides that? Need a middleaged woman for distraction? I‘m there.
Until then- I‘ll be in the kitchen between the knives and the coffee.
David Byrne covering Olivia Rodrigo's Drivers License is exactly what your middleaged Friday needs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmee...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmee...
David Byrne - drivers license (Official Audio)
YouTube video by David Byrne
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
David Byrne covering Olivia Rodrigo's Drivers License is exactly what your middleaged Friday needs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmee...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmee...
They have learned nothing.. just a bunch of white shameless middleaged idiots....
www.youtube.com/live/E0jpnwA...
www.youtube.com/live/E0jpnwA...
LIVE: Proud Boys March to U.S. Capitol on Anniversary of January 6th Attack | DRM News | AC1F
YouTube video by DRM News
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
They have learned nothing.. just a bunch of white shameless middleaged idiots....
www.youtube.com/live/E0jpnwA...
www.youtube.com/live/E0jpnwA...
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM