#Supermarket
me and the boys coming back from eorzea cafe after sampling the new Tyrant milk tea
January 28, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Another good German word for a supermarket checkout divider is the no-nonsense Warentrennstab. It means “the stick separating the wares.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
“He was a very bad guy: the sort of guy who never put the plastic divider down for the person behind him in the supermarket queue.” Opening line of my next novel.
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Been a while but here’s some supermarket spotting again.
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Supermarket cat and extra supermarket cat (new challenger)
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 AM
God's five-minute favorite today: a button fell off my coat in the giant supermarket parking lot and I managed to retrace my steps and find it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
NEW 🚨 Supermarket profits have been skyrocketing as food prices surge — this is greedflation, with corporations burning the proverbial house down.

www.thecanary.co/uk/2026/01/2...
UK supermarkets hide record profits behind rising living costs
Supermarket profits have been skyrocket as food prices surge — this is greedflation, with corporations burning the proverbial house down
www.thecanary.co
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 AM
There are raids going all over Los Angeles. I just saw video of ICE chasing some guy through the parking lot of my local supermarket.
Important. There has not been a deescalation.
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Everything reminds me of him (at the supermarket)
January 27, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Meanwhile in Russia…

“A Tyumen vendor stole vegetables from a supermarket for his kiosk.”

Not just “some” vegetables, an LOT of vegetables!

www.mk.ru/social/2026/...
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Judith Collins has resigned? Oh no!

Can I get to the supermarket before all the Champagne runs out!
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 AM
“Often, when he left the supermarket, he would take his dog - who was also a massive twat - for a walk and bag up its shit, then leave the bag in a hedge.”
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
girl dinner
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 AM
🧵Spotted in a Supermarket in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (3?) runs into the bakery section and starts jumping up and down
Mum asks: "What are you after Bub? What's up?"
Small Human gives Mum a heartfelt look before roaring. "I NEED THE BIG BUNS MUM! They are SO good!" (1)
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Rural daddy with big balls cums after a visit to the supermarket
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
my DREAM growing up was one of two things:

1. becoming a mermaid
2. becoming a participant on Supermarket Sweep
a woman pushing a shopping cart in a store .
Alt: a woman pushing a shopping cart in a store .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The Asian supermarket supplies in France/ here are some ready made ramen and some sushi kits
Me: I'd like some egg noodles for pan frying, 5kg of rice, fresh bean sprouts, some cha lua and some tofu. Some instant chicken broth in large amounts would be good too
The supermarket: hahaha no
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A couple (80s?) walk out of a supermarket in a small country town, search through their trolley for a pack of fresh baked cupcakes and gleefully crack it open.
Standing in the morning sun, nibbling on little frosted morsels of happiness. (1)
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the years 2000-2013ish irreparably broke my brain and while i cant even remember what to buy at the supermarket without a list i remember arcane slights from that era.
looking forward to the atlantic's review of the applebee's salad bar
New: David Brooks is leaving the NYT for the Atlantic, where he will be a staff writer and host a video podcast
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Ukraine’s Special Operations Forces say a group from the 8th Regiment carried out a successful operation in Kupiansk. During reconnaissance, Russian troops were found in a destroyed supermarket and a nearby building. Two soldiers were killed and two captured. #Ukraine
January 26, 2026 at 9:18 AM
americans can't imagine the common good but they can imagine a supermarket
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The line at the supermarket tonight...

📸: @mattwhitlockpm
January 24, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I'm rich. I only shop at a supermarket that puts everything in big woven baskets. I'm also barefoot in male jeggings.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Sorry I should be clearer, that's on me
I meant the Asian/world department in a big French supermarket like carrefour or casino etc
The Asian supermarket supplies in France/ here are some ready made ramen and some sushi kits
Me: I'd like some egg noodles for pan frying, 5kg of rice, fresh bean sprouts, some cha lua and some tofu. Some instant chicken broth in large amounts would be good too
The supermarket: hahaha no
January 28, 2026 at 4:39 PM