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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. More ducks less people. ☕️ brain goo ... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Aug 8

Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 3h

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3h

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve been home for 45 minutes. Why the hell do I still have my bra on?

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 3d

I'm just here for the vague drama.

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 4h

I keep ending up in the "Discover" feed.
It freaks me out.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 7h

plagiarizing the last 15 years of simpsons jokes because nobody’s ever heard them

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 5h

the worlds economy is almost as unstable as i am

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 3h

Forget Mastodon, let's move this feast to Esty. I hear they have vvitches.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3h

Thanks Dan. You as well. Take care.

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

🙂

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

Its Ash to you, booluga bro. 😀

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

"Don't ask," I say while eating a Klondike bar.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13h

The mood died when I wanted to use tartar sauce instead of whipped cream.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

I miss him. Hope he comes back soon.

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Tony @elgecko.bsky.social · 6h

Knead me like one of your French rolls.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6h

😆

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 18h

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 6h

There’s something in the air tonight and it ain’t just microplastics.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6h

🫂

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6h

Bundled up. 😆

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 6h

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6h

Enjoy.

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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 6h

Lots of old people here… Oh crap, I’m old people now

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 6h

This 💯

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 6h

It’s hilarious when people who never extended me friendship, or interaction even, expect me to tell them the truth about what’s going on with my life because they want the gossip. I’ll make up shit before I ever give you anything, bitches.

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