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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition
@baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
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i hope you have enjoyed chewing gum today nyc ⚾🏈🏀-ets, liberty, ub bulls, hangman adam page supporter don't tell me this town ain't got no heart; you just gotta poke around 𝙝𝙚/𝙝𝙞𝙢/𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙯
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · Dec 23
love to stay hydrated
The text over the person says "is this fresh air for my windpipe?" as text over the object says "a refreshing glass of water"
baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 53m
i am only in ender packs, lists of people who make you close the app to avoid any more of their posts
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h
It’s very funny to see starter packs that’ll be like Zohran Mamdani, AOC, Michael Stipe, and Marxist Marmaduke (loves crack)
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Sports Info Solutions @sportsinfosolutions.com · 1h
ALCS Game 3 - Blue Jays vs Mariners

Ben May- A pitcher-friendly umpire. It's most noticeable at the bottom of the strike zone, where he has a history of giving pitches at that bottom edge to the pitcher.
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eva.computer
eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1h
welcome to bluesky we got:
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transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry
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chriscjackson.bsky.social
Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 1h
Welcome to Bluesky. It’s a little annoying and pedantic but the trade-off is you won’t be doxxed by actual Nazis.
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sickoscommittee.org
Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
Nothing like using an actual pickaxe ⛏️ for a TD celebration
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 58m
"i wouldn't be a nazi if they had just cast jessica chastain as jane jetson but now i have to [redacted] a children's hospital"
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paleofuture.bsky.social
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6h
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DHS Says Social Media Will Be Screened for ‘Antisemitism’ as It Purges Pro-Palestine Immigrants Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem says people shouldn't try to "hide behind the First Amendment." Border Patrol Posts Instagram Propaganda Video Featuring Antisemitic Slurs The video was pinned to Border Patrol's Instagram Reels. By Matt Novak Updated October 15, 2025
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 1h
rumors of jim carrey as live-action george jetson got me thinking that they gotta cast someone with ambiguous ethnicity as jane so that our fragile righty americaland can cry about how much it hurts them
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lightblanket.bsky.social
nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 1h
Took a picture of a mushroom to identify it but then I touched it & knew instantly. That is a rock
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radleybalko.bsky.social
Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 3h
That’s $5 billion more than the entire annual USAID budget. All to one country. To rescue one friend of the president’s.
ilhanmn.bsky.social
Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 3h
Trump found another $20 BILLION to give to Argentina, totaling their bailout to $40 BILLION.

Yet we can’t afford to prevent millions of Americans from losing their healthcare.

Shame.
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 1h
"no, alf did not have a pet pig on the show"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h
Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
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smilingnodding.bsky.social
⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 2h
I love that as people continue to point out more and more examples of the bush era’s rabid racism and mainstream genocidal rhetoric the key differences these erm well actually pedants will lean into is that now conservatives watch ANIME
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 3h
there are through lines, but if you can’t see meaningful distinctions between Bush-era conservative kids and the modern young anime Nazis I’m not sure you’re the savvy one
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 3h
yea i would rather watch the 2009 mets than a debate between fuckface and shithead
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 3h
it is ALWAYS worth pointing out who gets to be just a helpless little innocent precious baby boy at the age of 34, vs. who is framed by the cops as a big scary dangerous man whose candy bar might be a gun when he's barely in middle school, or described as a "13-year-old woman" by her predator
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3h
last i checked these young republicans were like 25 years old. but this is a classic case of infantilization to diminish the significance of the offense. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Vance downplays group chat messages: ‘Kids do stupid things, especially young boys.’
The vice president called the texts "edgy, offensive jokes."
www.yahoo.com
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 3h
California keeps passing overwhelmingly popular bills by wide margins and Gavin Newsom, who sucks, keeps vetoing them https://ogletree.com/insights-resources/blog-posts/california-governor-vetoes-bill-that-would-have-required-employers-to-provide-notice-of-ai-use/
California Governor Vetoes Bill That Would Have Required Employers to Provide Notice of AI Use - Ogletree
On October 13, 2025, California Governor Gavin Newsom vetoed legislation that would have regulated employers’ use of artificial intelligence (AI) and other automated decisionmaking technologies in employment-related decisions, citing concerns about “overly broad restrictions” on employers’ use of the technology. The legislation, passed on the heels of the finalization of two separate sets of state AI regulations, would have added to California’s increasingly complicated web of overlapping and sometimes inconsistent laws and regulations concerning such technology.
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riana.bsky.social
Rianamator 🦇🎃👻 @riana.bsky.social · 3h
Normal person: I asked AI and it told me--

Every AI researcher:
theonion.com
The Onion @theonion.com · 6h
Parrot Lying
Parrot Lying
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 3h
starting to suspect that something's not right with this chair company
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with a hbo max logo in the background
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with a hbo max logo in the background, it is tim robinson's character in The Chair Company
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 3h
Classic tweet from Fred_Delicious: science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 4h
Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 4h
I was trying to find an old tweet about Hamlet and Ophelia. Google AI thought I was accusing it of killing my dad, and also screwed up the most famous line in The Princess Bride.
AI Overview This phrase, "My father was also killed. by you," is famously from the movie The Princess Bride and is spoken by the character Inigo Montoya. It is a line used to express revenge and a lifelong quest for justice after a villain kills the hero's father. It is not a literal statement from a language model but a quote from a work of fiction, meaning Google did not kill your father.
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 4h
dodgers legend nick punto
baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 4h
also jokes aren't real, every post on this app is as serious as you can possibly imagine
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baseball4breakfast.bsky.social
high & off the wallflower 👻 spoopy edition @baseball4breakfast.bsky.social · 4h
if you're new to the sky app, welcome! don't be a dickhead in people's replies and you should have a good time
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