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@bautanist.bsky.social

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More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter Pivo wuz here ↓ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f6msbbja2mph5su/feed/aaamsn3rcxpzo

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · Aug 12

*taunting a fire by holding a marshmallow 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 out of reach*

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ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 9h

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 10h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 20h

the ultimate price ✨

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 18h

filling out a bunch of credit card applications for the monkeys at the zoo because i want them to understand debt

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 1d

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 1d

Did you think it was a post from this site? Oh you sweet little caterpillar

Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 1d

This is a screen cap that shows the exact thing the post said. I have no idea what to put in alt text and it always takes 10x longer to come up with alt text for photos so I usually just delete the post because after 15 minutes I don't like the image I'm describing at all. There is a large black space following the only result because nothing I've ever posted comes up in the search results for things I've posted. Mad props to the poster

Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 1d

A fun thing about this good site (that works) is that if I search my @ the only result is someone screen capping one of my posts

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 1d

It seems very experienced at fleeing, which... is good

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1d

TONIGHT, ON THE JOHNNY CARSON CHANNEL

Balding man all in blue sits in the guest chair holding a Very Large Frog like an infant.

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no

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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 1d

things bullets say

Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 1d

Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.

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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 1d

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 1d

It's egg shells, isn't it

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 2d

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d

Inside the house, the potential serial killer, box open on the table, tries to distract himself from the voices incessantly clamoring in his head. He knows that he’s just one last tiny push away from madness.

Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.

A single puzzle piece sits on the ground.

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 3d

Another bowl will fix me

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 3d

You need to forget about uniformity in the glaze!
The temperamental kiln makes these bowls real!

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3d

“Make me proud,” I whisper as I add more cheese to the mac

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 3d

Bet

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 3d

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 3d

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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Schmrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 4d

Therapist: tell me something exciting that happened to you this week

Me: well, McDonald’s has a new breakfast sandwich

Therapist:

Me: it has two sausage patties and bacon

Therapist:

Me: also two slices of cheese, I think

Therapist:

Me: why do you look so sad

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 4d

(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 4d

Wen should direct more attention to incidents like these because Americans are more likely to respond to brutality to pets than to brutality to human beings.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4d

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 5d

It’s time for the muppets to die.

I’ll do it, you don’t have to watch

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