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More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter Pivo wuz here ↓ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2fabfdib5f6msbbja2mph5su/feed/aaamsn3rcxpzo

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · Aug 12

*taunting a fire by holding a marshmallow 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 out of reach*

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

Inside the house, the potential serial killer, box open on the table, tries to distract himself from the voices incessantly clamoring in his head. He knows that he’s just one last tiny push away from madness.

Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.

A single puzzle piece sits on the ground.

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 1d

Another bowl will fix me

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 1d

You need to forget about uniformity in the glaze!
The temperamental kiln makes these bowls real!

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 1d

“Make me proud,” I whisper as I add more cheese to the mac

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 1d

Bet

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 1d

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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Schmrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 2d

Therapist: tell me something exciting that happened to you this week

Me: well, McDonald’s has a new breakfast sandwich

Therapist:

Me: it has two sausage patties and bacon

Therapist:

Me: also two slices of cheese, I think

Therapist:

Me: why do you look so sad

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 2d

Wen should direct more attention to incidents like these because Americans are more likely to respond to brutality to pets than to brutality to human beings.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 3d

It’s time for the muppets to die.

I’ll do it, you don’t have to watch

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 3d

butterfly meme: is this the scientific method?

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Lucius Fox In The Box @carnegro.bsky.social · 3d

Pope Leo is spitting.

www.npr.org/2025/10/09/n...

Leo questioned a world where the wealth of the elite grows
"exponentially" while many "millions of people die of hunger or survive in conditions unfit for human beings." He also criticized "ideologies that defend the absolute autonomy of the marketplace and financial speculation,"
with false promises "that a free-market economy will automatically solve the problem of poverty."

Leo described a "new tyranny," which shuns any kind of oversight and where the economy is structured "in such a way that sacrifices are demanded of the masses in order to serve the needs of the powerful." The poor, he wrote, are only allowed "drops that trickle down."

The pope openly challenged "prosperity theology" and called Christians to the practice of giving charity. "It will not solve the problem of world poverty, yet it must still be carried out, with intelligence, diligence and social responsibility," he wrote.

Popular movements that challenge "the empire of money," invite people to take on the cause to combat poverty alongside the poor, instead of on their behalf, and "make history," the pope said. It our duty, Leo said, to "make their voices heard, albeit in different ways, in order to point out and denounce such structural issues, even at the cost of appearing foolish or naïve."

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5d

If these are not, in fact, the same dude, then they should either play brothers or father and son

A photo of the actor James badge Dale from among other things Iron Man three and the Pacific

A photo of the actor Matthew Morrison from the TV show glee among other shows

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 4d

Are there pictures where they look alike?

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 4d

And morale, though it's an appropriate typo in this instance

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13d

Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month

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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 6d

This is what I've been saying, tomato is only one reason that gumbos scream, that's not why my gumbo is screaming

Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 6d

Someone just said they bet my gumbo has tomato in it and I have never been more insulted in my entire life.

Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 6d

Terrifying if literal, eye shadow

Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 6d

You know those people who tell you not to touch the hot plate at restaurants?
I need one of those for home

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6d

Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?

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tiwzy d @riglow.com · May 18

An edited meme overlaying the original. The original features a hamster on a couch, with text that reads "i can't fucking take it. seriously im at my limit." Edited on top is the cartoon hamster Hamtaro with text that reads "I can take whatever life throws at me. seriously it will be ok."

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The Daily Zeitgeist @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social · 10d

Miles pimped his ride wrong 🛞 #podcast #comedy #pimpmyride #importmodel @kailayu.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 7d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 8d

Using the Scooby Doo model, scientists were able to run all the way to the edge of the universe by being chased over an unchanging background until they finally saw through the illusion and just tore the mask off of everything we know

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 8d

It’s bigotry to hate those inflatable flappy arm guys from outside car dealerships

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