Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter
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Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
· Aug 12
*taunting a fire by holding a marshmallow 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 out of reach*
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
If a waterfall isn't overflowing is it a waterfall?
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If a waterfall isn't overflowing is it a waterfall?
Christmas up a horror movie:
The Passion of the Santa
The Passion of the Santa
Christmas up a horror movie:
A Nightmare on Fir Street
A Nightmare on Fir Street
Christmas up a horror movie:
Mistletoefield
Mistletoefield
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Christmas up a horror movie:
The Passion of the Santa
The Passion of the Santa
Christmas up a horror movie:
A Nightmare on Fir Street
A Nightmare on Fir Street
Christmas up a horror movie:
Mistletoefield
Mistletoefield
Christmas up a horror movie:
The Silence of the Christ
The Silence of the Christ
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Christmas up a horror movie:
A Nightmare on Fir Street
A Nightmare on Fir Street
Christmas up a horror movie:
Mistletoefield
Mistletoefield
Christmas up a horror movie:
The Silence of the Christ
The Silence of the Christ
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Christmas up a horror movie:
Mistletoefield
Mistletoefield
Christmas up a horror movie:
The Silence of the Christ
The Silence of the Christ
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Christmas up a horror movie:
The Silence of the Christ
The Silence of the Christ
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This is the second time I have photographed one of my favorite Mycena species - this one is found on leaves and has regular water droplets along the stem for a reason which remains a mystery to me.
From the Chocó Andino region of Ecuador.
#mycology #fungi #mycena #fungifriends
From the Chocó Andino region of Ecuador.
#mycology #fungi #mycena #fungifriends
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is the second time I have photographed one of my favorite Mycena species - this one is found on leaves and has regular water droplets along the stem for a reason which remains a mystery to me.
From the Chocó Andino region of Ecuador.
#mycology #fungi #mycena #fungifriends
From the Chocó Andino region of Ecuador.
#mycology #fungi #mycena #fungifriends
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Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
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2nd amendment case from this one gonna be wild
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
2nd amendment case from this one gonna be wild
So you don't like AI but it also can't believe our fractured reality, so who's smart now?
What's that? It very literally can't believe anything?
What's that? It very literally can't believe anything?
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So you don't like AI but it also can't believe our fractured reality, so who's smart now?
What's that? It very literally can't believe anything?
What's that? It very literally can't believe anything?
Well, I took a bath but I still seem to be "tired", as your scientists call it
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Well, I took a bath but I still seem to be "tired", as your scientists call it
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Two best bluesky features are how when you retweet something and one of your followers weighs in the app doesn't tattle on you, and how when you block somebody two soldiers show up at your front door with a folded American flag.
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Two best bluesky features are how when you retweet something and one of your followers weighs in the app doesn't tattle on you, and how when you block somebody two soldiers show up at your front door with a folded American flag.
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Remembering when I was very little and hearing about Mennonites living separate from the rest of society, and mishearing it as "men, and knights" and thinking they must be having the best fucking time over there
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Remembering when I was very little and hearing about Mennonites living separate from the rest of society, and mishearing it as "men, and knights" and thinking they must be having the best fucking time over there
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
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Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Extremely Depressing Inside, and Emotionally Exhausting Beyond Repair Everywhere Else
December 15, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Extremely Depressing Inside, and Emotionally Exhausting Beyond Repair Everywhere Else
I don't know what's up but you all use waaay too much punctuation, I can't even fathom why you think it is necessary or helpful
*Cleans my laptop screen*
You're all doing much better now and I'm proud of you
*Cleans my laptop screen*
You're all doing much better now and I'm proud of you
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don't know what's up but you all use waaay too much punctuation, I can't even fathom why you think it is necessary or helpful
*Cleans my laptop screen*
You're all doing much better now and I'm proud of you
*Cleans my laptop screen*
You're all doing much better now and I'm proud of you
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
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Carol of the Bells, Dave of the Tinnitus
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Carol of the Bells, Dave of the Tinnitus
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Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
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One of the things about trust is that it is efficient. It saves you having to invest a lot of time and effort in verification, and if placed in the right places, saves you a lot of pain.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One of the things about trust is that it is efficient. It saves you having to invest a lot of time and effort in verification, and if placed in the right places, saves you a lot of pain.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
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A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...