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SkeleTronto P. Geddins

@beavercartographer.bsky.social

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Starve the Zombies Post your brains Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22h

I mean, if you put a gun to my head I’d say hey not cool to put that gun to my head dude

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 18h

give a dude a fish, and he’ll probably try to have sex with it

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 18h

What other people think of you is none of your business

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 21h

The love of my life? I’m not falling for that again

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 21h

😂

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😔

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 22h

Starting to look real old and oversized sunglasses don’t suit me. Suggestions?

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 22h

My ducks certainly aren’t in a row but they’re having fun

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 22h

Mine squirts water out of one eye

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 2d

Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

Posting into two separate voids hoping they’ll find each other

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

There is no better feeling in the world than canceled plans.

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

Ignoring reality 300 characters at a time

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

I’m the cool dad who lets my kids use social media. I don’t know why the other parents look so horrified when I tell them that we let our kids have a gram of x

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone left to mastadon, but none of them found me

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

my skeets are flopping but at least that means yall are sleeping well. i think 👀

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4d

don’t talk to me until i’ve drunk from the blood of my enemies

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2d

[at a seance to contact the spirit of the evil woman who cursed me before she died and keeps trying to drag my soul into hell] idk.. still kinda seems like a scam

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

(although I am @[email protected] if you care to find me)

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

When I went to college I tried to get my room exactly like it was at home, so moving to mastadon is not an option for me

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry bro, I can't reskeet that, I have a brand.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 2d

most of the time i’m just wishing I was asleep

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

Wait till he makes the link between cocaine abuse and being a fully grown danger

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 2d

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is sparking debate with claims linking circumcision and Tylenol to autism, but scientists say the evidence is lacking.

Here’s what the science actually says:

RFK Jr. linked circumcision and Tylenol to autism. Here’s what scientists say.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sparks debate with claims linking circumcision and Tylenol to autism, but scientists say the evidence is lacking.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 2d

Went to the dr. They took 6 tubes of blood. I have none left. I did get a sticker and candy though

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

Cocaine so white it puts on orange make up in attempt to improve its appearance

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 2d

Cocaine so white it has a podcast

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 2d

Cocaine so white it makes me look like I have a tan.