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Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · Dec 9

The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2h

[best read with a French accent]

“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”

2 photos of a fluffy black-and-white cat with a pencil-thin mustache. They appear to he looking up and speaking in the first, scowling in the second.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14h

This is absolutely the last time I call an escort service and say “I’m not picky.”

Photo taken through a doorway into a room with two beds, one of which is occupied by a standing sheep.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17h

Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19h

i’m sure it’s fine

Two strips of wide clear plastic tape hold down the internal surround of an airplane window.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 21h

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23h

Paw Blart

A cat in a "SECURITY" coat sits on a polished tile floor.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 3h

IT'S A REAL PROBLEM AMY

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 3h

Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 8h

This brave new world is getting old.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8h

Waffle House. House of Pancakes.

There’s a whole griddle real estate market out there.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry has no tools.
Sorry has no duct tape.
Sorry doesn’t fix anything.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 6h

"Tron Goes to White Castle" is the next big sequel.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h

“we met eyes in frog costumes across the war torn streets of Portland”

- modern day, How I Met Your Mother

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h

pet my chest hair and tell me i’m pretty

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4h

you crazy fucks help keep me sane, which is such an insane thing to say

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13h

🤔?

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

IN A WORLD

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

as we say down at the rhinoplasty clinic, "it's your nose - take your pick."

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Solsbury Hill came on and I wrote a complete 90s romcom in 4 minutes

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

You're beautiful when you're angry at that other guy.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

I just managed to fall asleep standing up so don’t tell me men don’t know how to multitask.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

What is the plural of “butterscotch”

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1d

Oh great

A screenshot that reads, "Subtropical Storm Activity Alert

Subtropical Storm Karen has formed in the N. Atlantic."

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