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wannabe comedian/poet/artist For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 13h

The smallest effort is bigger than the biggest intention.

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 3m

I’m an adult. So frustrated that I can’t see adult contents on here!!

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, you're still a party animal if you sometimes want to be in bed by ten on a Saturday. Like a sloth or koala, but an animal.

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9m

I’m such a dumb fuck and I hate myself!

human @bshuman.bsky.social · 14m

Yup

human @bshuman.bsky.social · 16m

I always feel so stupid for doing stupid shit all the time.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 10h

No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · 41m

Successfully completed a small household project. Hopefully the feelings of being a complete failure will stay away for the rest of the day.

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 28m

mourning the loss of joy

human @bshuman.bsky.social · 33m

Life would be so much easier if it wasn’t so hard.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 2d

Watching the last plane of freedom take off from the U.S…
cause I spent all my money on Halloween candy instead of a ticket

Depiction of a meerkat with a silver link chain and a silver earring and a brown tweed newsboy cap on. A vague look of amusement or smugness as a toothpick hangs from the corner of its mouth

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 38m

Love is a competition. Life is a competition. Thank goodness death ain’t.

human @bshuman.bsky.social · 54m

Hate yellow jackets for stinging me. My arm still hurts and itches!

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 11h

#11 The VVitch. Great atmosphere and a great setting. Eggers came out swinging with this one. 🐐

The poster for The witch (stylized with two V) showing the silhouette of a woman in front of a moonlit clearing in a forest. text says The Witch a new england folktale

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 10h

Loved the witch! Great film

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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 27d

Punk band named Bill A Killionaire.

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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 16d

Bottom line, we’re all just fleshbags of bones run by a wet meat computer, kiddo. Ok, sleep well.

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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 12h

Just gave an 8 week old goat a million forehead kisses while she slept on me, aka therapy.

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👁️⃤ UNDEAD Delulu Delilahજ⁀➴𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ @oizysdagreat.hunts.monster · 11h

And for my final act of love, I will become everything you thought I never could be

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 1d

People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d

We are the product that created itself, and these idiots are going to fumble it.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · Jul 6

like sands through the hourglass, so are the diarrheas of our lives

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 13h

I'm going on a dream vacation in the Swiss Alps!

[shrinking myself down to fit inside a passenger car on an elaborate model train setup in some guy's basement]

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · Sep 9

One day you'll make your little DIY toilet seat cover with three pieces of tissue paper for the very last time

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Aug 8

Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.

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