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Captain Easychord
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A lot of people get into law enforcement because they are emotionally incontinent and it’s a great opportunity to piss over everyone, violence-and-threatswise
@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.
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I have to say it takes a particular kind of masculine weakness to charge a guy for throwing a damn sandwich at you, especially when you're wearing all that body armor.
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
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This is an ugly development too. Landlords evicting non-white tenants bc, it seems, it’s not worth the risk of a Kavanaugh Raid.

Privatization of enforcement, of a sort.

Well, not enforcement. Harassment.

Which are synonyms to Miller and his racist crew.
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Trump administration policies are leaving DC residents like me and my family less safe

- Forcing out top prosecutors
- Diverting resources to deporting hardworking immigrants who have committed no serious crime
- Raising distrust of police so folks won't call MPD if crime is committed
Forcing out top staff and huge resource diversion into politically motivated prosecutions means the cases against serious crimes will inevitably get squeezed and compromised
The office is in crisis, distrustful of its leadership and demoralized by waves of dismissals, demotions and resignations that have slashed its head count by as much as a third

Trump’s Retribution Campaign Leaves D.C. Prosecutor’s Office in Crisis www.nytimes.com/2025/11/02/u...
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My semi-regular reminder of a really important reality about cities, density, services and taxes.

Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath
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their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more

that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
It's all over
I had a 45 year old rideshare driver tell me recently that he uses AI for therapy.

I asked him which one. He said “Grok— I like the voice it uses, the tone doesn’t talk down to me like ChatGPT’s does.”

He bragged that he had a 4 hour “therapy session” talking to Grok.

Chat, are we cooked?
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I’ve noticed this as well: Starting to see ads for obviously AI products where “AI” is conspicuously never mentioned, as though they suspect clients are getting sick of hearing it.
Tiny interesting thing I am seeing at work: Tech vendors selling to government agencies are moving away from calling everything "AI" and hedging it with reintroducing the term "machine learning." Govies still flock to info about "AI" but vendors preparing for backlash?
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If you thought masked, unidentified federal agents grabbing people off the street were a frightening step toward dystopia, wait until it's private contractors chasing cash bonuses for rounding up human beings at scale
ICE is planning to offer private sector bounty hunters cash bonuses for quickly tracking down the home addresses of immigrants across the US, according to a DHS document I reviewed. ICE encourages potential contractors to use "all technology systems available.” theintercept.com/2025/10/31/i...
ICE Plans Cash Rewards for Private Bounty Hunters to Locate and Track Immigrants
Companies hired by ICE would be given bundles of information on 10,000 immigrants at a time to locate.
theintercept.com
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Recently my brother in law explained what gerrymandering was to a coworker and they didn’t believe him because if that were really happening there would be riots in the street
This week I had someone tell me they're not worried about SNAP being cut off because "that's illegal, so it's impossible Trump could do that, so obviously it's just media sensationalism." Another person told me they weren't worried about ICE because "they can't detain you if you're legally here."
They're doing illegal stuff. They know they're doing illegal stuff. They don't want anyone else to know that they're doing illegal stuff.
Kash Patel was angry about his publicly-available jet logs indicating he’d flown to see his musician girlfriend perform so he forced out a senior FBI official overseeing aviation, Bloomberg reports

news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
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too late; for i have already pictured myself as the hyperphantasic adult who can conjure visual fantasy worlds and you as the typical imager with pruned neuronal connections
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80% of air traffic controllers absent at New York facilities.

The system is at breaking point.
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The AI industry doesn’t want you to know that massive job displacement is coming. They don’t want government to do anything to slow it or protect workers from it because AI leaders are planning to become trillionaires (not kidding) by destroying your jobs.
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Two S-tier jams ("Miss You Much", "Waiting for a Star to Fall") are not enough to make this a good list; not when at least half of the rest are D-tier or worse. bsky.app/profile/toms...
People need to stop retconning literally the worst era in American popular music history into something it wasn't, just because there were also some amazing records that like 250 people happened to be hunting down and listening to
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WTF 🤬

A police officer in Baltimore, Maryland, attempted to run over and kill a civilian who refused to answer their questions.
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Just want to reiterate that there’s no reason for this. There is no increase in crime. There are no riots. There’s no insurrection. They’re doing this without provocation. At least until they create one.
“.. A top US military official has ordered the national guards of all 50 US states .. to form ‘quick reaction forces’ trained in ‘riot control’, including use of batons, body shields, Tasers and pepper spray, according to an internal Pentagon directive ..”

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Multiple things can be true:
1) There were a bunch of good albums and songs that came out in 1989
2) The most enduring music isn't always what tops the charts
3) The top 20 from Billboard's 1989 year end chart is particularly dire
People need to stop retconning literally the worst era in American popular music history into something it wasn't, just because there were also some amazing records that like 250 people happened to be hunting down and listening to
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Cannot emphasize enough that we’re being asked to treat these people seriously and these concerns as legitimate, so that leaders at prominent institutions never have to address the sentiments driving these politics.
"We would have cheaper groceries if we let 40 million people including children starve" is a hell of take.