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Living_in_the_rhyme_light
@catharticchaos.bsky.social
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · Nov 12
“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 49m
What is: my car struggling to start
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 52m
Them hearing a violent struggle in the bedroom.

*runs in on me being strangled by the fitted sheet I just tried to put on the bed by myself*
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1h
It’s Sunday and what do we do? Keep talking about the Epstein files!
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 9h
*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one
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Horror Makes Us Happy @horrormakesushappy.com · 12h
#horror #memes
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 19h
“What in the actual fuck?”*Freddie Krueger backing slowly out of my dreams*
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 19h
*busts out his kazoo and jaw harp* No, where are you going??? This part of the song really slaps!
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d
Saturday! Remember Epstein Epstein!
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d
Love it!!!!
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d
🤣😂🤣🙌
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d
Cashews in this economy more like I-o-ews amirite
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d
Friday woot! Remember Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!
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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 2d
oh yeah well could AI do THIS *gets trapped in sports bra*
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Boo-greenia 👻 @eugreenia.bsky.social · 2d
oh yeah well could AI do THIS
*hiccups and burps at the same time *
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 2d
oh yeah well could AI do THIS
*dribbles water down the front of their shirt*
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 2d
🤣😂
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3d
My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 2d
Quick someone's coming in. Look happy!

[Looks in the mirror and cringes]

No! Not, like that. Just go hide.
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 2d
Me: gets a smug look anytime the smoke from the fire blows to me.
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 2d
Thursday we don’t forget Epstein Epstein Epstein!
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 3d
😂🤣😂
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 3d
Nice try Columbia house records.
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 6d
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 7d
imagine hating me and i’m just over here redoing confrontations in the shower
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 3d
Cock-blocked
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 3d
I always make sure to give your mom directions with landmarks.
Highway sign that reads Glory Hole Rec Area 1/4 Mile with indicators of boat ramp, boating, and off roading. Because your mom likes all of them at the glory hole.
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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 3d
🤣😂🤣
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