Chabby D
@chabbyd.bsky.social
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AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:475zpjy4jemtrshakmunzqdy/feed/aaalqeqedfqae
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this is going to kill me

this is actively fucking killing me

ppl need to understand how violent coercive control / narcissistic abuse actually is

bones heal

your brain and nervous system are a different story
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I’m the leaf blower of social media. You may take that any which way you please
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get your cat pics in order y'all
I never leave my basement on Halloween so please just assume I dressed up as autistic Wolverine.
It really is the worst
We have reached the sleeping pill portion of the evening!
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Since so many are willing to go along with fascism it shouldn’t be tough to stop calling your female children mama.
It’s my nightly struggle. Go to bed when my body tells me I need sleep, only to be betrayed by said body when it’s rested in the middle of the night. It’s some bullshit
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There’s a downside to going to bed at 9pm and 3am is it.
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I’ve seen both sides of the coin or whatever & I don’t want the coin I hate the coin I just wanna make a rainbow with my hose
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how to tell my husband I like the way he’s edged the lawn without seeming like a coquette.
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an angel loses its wings every time a man gets praised for doing something the average woman does every day
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Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch
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The hardest is to run away from yourself.
I will toot my own horn all over the goddamn place.
I tried taking creatine for two days and felt like my eyeballs were going to pop. I wasn’t even doing eyes that week!
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You're telling me my commitment to gains is why I'm such a big dumb bimbo
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive
I thought they all roll like that!
The one thing I really like about people who wear maga hats to the shop is charging them $20 for free air. Goddamn clowns.
I can’t believe he didn’t at least stay for the DLC. LAME!
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The sweetest thing a guy has ever said to me was right after sex when he said I had “end-game pussy.” I mean, he broke up with me shortly thereafter, but whatever.
The short answer? No.