Clara Thomas
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Clara Thomas
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Formerly @WeakJoke on Twitter. Advocate for boring gays. Chicagoland sketch/improv comedy writer/performer. Striving for a greater degree of jocularity. 🏳️‍⚧️, she/her
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So then I says to Mabel, I says-
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
VA emails have gone full Trump propaganda
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

If something were to happen to me, it'll never be "too soon" to politicize. Politicize it loudly and immediately.
Prepositions hit different
Despite the hormones coursing through my veins, the Emmys memorial didn't get me

But Stephen has me straight up sobbing
I very much prefer not to speculate. No good can come of that.
We need gun control. All of us.
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
I love all of those things.
*sits on the couch next to Bluesky*

Any good deaths on tonight?
But there's time now!
We're all winners.
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nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
I did something cool.
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At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event