Dan Douglas
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dandouglas.bsky.social
[spraying a mouth-mist of john smith’s at the long-suffering barmaid] did you hear? the national trust has put vegan tampons in men’s toilets. hang on a minute, [calling phone, it goes to voicemail] hey son, did you hear? the national trust has put vegan tampons in men’s toilets,
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heresy.bsky.social
in the first hours after the ceasefire was started and people walked over to their destroyed houses over 100 skeletal remains were found just lying in the streets.
the skeletal remains of a Palestinian lying in the streets of gaza, found in the hours following the ceasefire
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divyampersaud.com
15 hours left ⚠️ Six families still don’t have anything to eat ⚠️ One family still needs a tent for elderly family members who could die in the cold ⚠️ Toddlers still in famine ⚠️ Pregnant mom needing healthcare ⚠️

We’re SO short on this week’s goal, which finishes TONIGHT. New week tomorrow yall. 7/879
Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…
chuffed.org
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damiano.bsky.social
The first console to appear in Italian cinema was (probably) the Seleco-Zanussi Gun-o-tronic, showing up in 1976 Il Signor Robinson (Mr. Robinson).
The Gun-o-tronic was the official gun accessory for the Ping-o-tronic, an early Italian Odyssey clone released around early 1975.
dandouglas.bsky.social
hate that “self-driving cars cause less accidents than humans actually 😏” argument. yes, loads of human drivers are fucking liabilities! but as a society we should be ~far~ more proactive about removing their access to cars, not supplementing them with an army of glitchy robots
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ryannorth.ca
In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life
dandouglas.bsky.social
EVERY COMPANY: with this new AI assistant we’re deploying and fucking begging you to use, you can work faster… and smarter!
EVERY EMPLOYEE: wow that sounds so cool… if we’re all saving so much time does that mean we can move to a 4-day week?
EVERY COMPANY: hahaha of course not
dandouglas.bsky.social
oh wow, with this new AI assistant i can do the work of three people! if you don’t mind it all being a bit shit obviously [company makes two of your colleagues redundant] ah well, at least i still have my trusty AI assistant [AI assistant freaks out and goes down] nevertheless,
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amazingmikeyc.bsky.social
During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top
Cheeseless bread rolls
dandouglas.bsky.social
very good to know! was so happy when the adult turned up and tried to scare me off
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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alexbpart.bsky.social
George Miller, 80, easily able to coast out the rest of his life and affirm his legacy as an old school filmmaker who stayed relevant and made shit that lasted in and compelled the culture for the better part of 50 years, absolute optimal goals for any artist, is getting into the slop game
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bakoon.bsky.social
i believe he actually can do this though
dandouglas.bsky.social
went back 15 mins later and it hadn’t moved, but suddenly a big squirrel ran down a branch and started kicking off so i assume that was mam. just went back to check a few hours later and it was gone! feels like the best outcome i could have hoped for, hope the little guy makes it
dandouglas.bsky.social
on the school run this morning we found a dazed young squirrel motionless on the pavement, likely fallen from a tree. no others around we could see or hear. picked it up, tried to warm it and in time it opened its eyes, yelped and started moving. left it in a secluded spot nearby
a young grey squirrel sits in a cloth bag with eyes closed a young grey squirrel sits in a cloth bag with eyes open
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meemalee.bsky.social
Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian
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pauljholden.com
Very much the dead internet. All those comics marvel did with ugly great big AR symbols on top of gorgeous art, evey qr code on the back of every book. All now filled with the equivalent of digital landfill.
chronicleflask.katday.com
Yikes. Just got a message from my child’s school: some children’s books by Andrew Cope (inc. Spy Dogs, Spy Cats, and Spy Pups series) have a printed URL at the back. This used to go to the author’s website, but now goes to an “adult content” site.

So, yeah… be careful with that URL 😳
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lordbusinessman.bsky.social
And the -transition period- from 'we trust video because that's what our eyeballs and brains are trained to do' to 'anything that appears on a screen, moving or not, static or not, interactive or not, is a potential scam or agitprop' s going to be hellacious
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lowqualityregen.bsky.social
Having this person doing some work in your house and trying to find common ground by explaining that you're not sold on digital ID either
excelpope.net
See yer da’s got a new car.
dandouglas.bsky.social
to be clear: you can drive a souped-up uninsured car with a fake numberplate at over 130mph while evading police, hit-and-run someone who later has his leg amputated, concoct an elaborate lie about it all, and be allowed to drive again in less than 6 years www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Merthyr Tydfil hit-and-run driver caught by Ring doorbell - BBC News
Anthony Tregonning reported his car stolen in an attempted cover-up before admitting he hit a worker.
www.bbc.co.uk