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Evil Alice

@evilalicesg.bsky.social

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Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist. Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · Jul 25

If you wanna date me you have to be able to perform “Rap God” against my clit!

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 17h

🤣

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 17h

Me as Dr. Seuss~ I do not feel my lips, I do not feel my feet, I do not feel my belly or any of my teeth.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

I’m in

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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 18h

You are cordially invited to take a sleeping pill with me.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

Well, jiggle sticks!

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

😘😘😘

Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

Jenn!! 💕

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

Yes, I still have him blocked, yep, him too!

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 7d

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

For Halloween he was a 🦌 in the headlights

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 18h

I'm sorry, baby. But let's be bog-witches together!

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18h

dying of dysentery sounds delightful right about now tbh

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

I like 🧀

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 5

I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 18h

*me eating marshmallows *

“No officer, I’m not high”

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 19h

People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 13d

a better name for moths would have been “i can’t believe it’s not a butterfly”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13d

I'm blocked by 1175 people and I just know I can do better

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Always changing, never the same @slowlyslowly.bsky.social · 13d

In whom we see the light reflected

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 13d

Now is a great time to listen to Nine Inch Nails and be horny about it

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 15d

saw your post from across bluesky and i rly like ur vibe

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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 20d

I want this level of peace and calm

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 13d

Nature gets me!! My soul connection!❤️

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 15d

My world is beautiful

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