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Adrian 'buy HAIR SHIRT' Sobol @yoadrianididit.bsky.social · Oct 28

I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?

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Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · 8d

Big tough rugby guy Joe Marler absolutely cocooned in a pale pink blanket <3 #CelebrityTraitors

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Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · 8d

At least he got to say "wheeched up in the air" on national tv first

Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · 8d

Token Scotsman is getting the Goodbye Edit i fear #CelebrityTraitors

Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · 8d

Token Scotsman is getting the Goodbye Edit i fear #CelebrityTraitors

Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · 8d

I love incorporating memento mori into these - "maybe it will happen today, and maybe you will die tomorrow!"

Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 8d

Large recurved 19th century-style decorative lettering of the word MAYBE.
Under the ‘B’ is a shield shape with pointillist shading upon which fat script lettering reads IT WILL.
The shield is surrounded with a top-arched ribbon to the left and a bottom-arched ribbon below which have one word in dimensional wood type-styled lettering reading HAPPEN TODAY.
Below the arch of ‘happen’ is a small drawing of a skull and hourglass and there are leafy decorative flourishes in some of the negative spaces.

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · Jun 4

A digital illustration based on stuff from the video game Disco Elysium. In the center is Lt. Harry DuBois (who the player controls in the game). He’s a big guy with a thinning-on-top mullet and big muttonchops. He’s wearing a white satin shirt, disco-ass green suede jacket, and a horrible necktie. He’s giving a wink and a grin to the viewer while throwing up double finger guns. He’s either hungover or drunk or on drugs or all of these. Peeking out from behind Harry attempting to interject into whatever Harry’s up to is his partner, Kim Kitsuragi, an Asian man with large glasses and short hair wearing an orange bomber jacket. The background is nighttime dark shades of purple and blue with swirls of color around Harry’s head. The foreground is an expanse of concrete on which letters have been written in heavy fuel oil and set alight. They read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · Aug 7

Did a new one

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 16d

Remember that time that techbros and major corporations told us jpgs of terrible monkey art were going to change the world, people were like "Nah pal, I'm good", and within just a few years it all fell apart spectacularly? That was rad. Let's do that again.

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 17d

Once upon a midnight dreary
As I pondered murder, weary
How could witnesses be hearing
Speech of Turkey, Minsk, Japan?
Suddenly there was a knocking
At my door - its shadow shocking
The killer, here, to knock my block in!
Ohhhh. It's an Orangutan.

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Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · 24d

His empire grows ever larger... 👀

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 24d

AI is a lack of consent machine whose greatest strength has been convincing people that other people’s boundaries are to be negotiated with

And that people who tell you no are defunct

Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 24d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 25d

I made an intelligent piece of paper

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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 25d

Tis the season.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27d

I love my country. I just happen to love most of the bits racists hate, and I hate what they’re doing to it. I want better for it and for us.

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · Sep 27

The only problem with people working illegally in the UK is that them working is deemed illegal

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · Sep 24

Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is…
(thanks brain)

The sheet music for Fawlty towers. Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:
Won’t you come and stay in our hotel, Where things they may not go so very well, 
As Basil…

The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:
…shouts and cries
While Sybil rolls her eyes
And Polly tries to help Manuel
(Please don’t ring the bell)

There’s a rat that’s being hid a–

The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:

–waaaay
Oh and a salad that’s seen better days
Oh there’s a missing door and
Please don’t mention war
And then you’re…

The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:

Sure – to have – a pleas–ant. stay.

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Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · Sep 23

Wait I just realised the Cursed covers are pink, then purple... third instalment in blue by any chance???

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Sep 7

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

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Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · Sep 16

As the single listener who was waiting for Genius Game Part 2 on IJAG podcast thank you so much for the shoutout @ivanbrett.bsky.social

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · Sep 11

I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/

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Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · Sep 11

Happy bday princess sho!!

Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · Sep 10

Good luck with the new scary thing! Try being even newer and scarier yourself to intimidate it?

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Sachaaaargh Coward 👻 @sachacoward.bsky.social · Sep 4

I'm genuinely disturbed.
I'm living in a country that is passionate about defending the 'free speech' of those who would incite violence against minorities, but equally passionate about arresting people for calling a genocide a genocide.

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Lizz 🎃 @flouncysinatra.bsky.social · Sep 1

I'm so glad it didn't hurt, Z ❤️ let's go your reproductive organs let's go