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"I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future Abby’s face. But she ain’t here at the moment..."

Do you ever find yourself on social media instead of enjoying life? Oh by god, me too! Please read my new blog post at
rantmetheserenity.com/i-finally-go...
I Finally Got Around to This - Freelance Writer
I’m Abby and it’s taken me 14 years to write about procrastination. Plus another four hours between that sentence and this one. I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future...
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
They don't know either, Tony
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
Like I know there are edgelord leftists out there who look down their noses at shit like No Kings but sorry you guys, the more mass protest looks fun and family-friendly, the bigger it gets and the better its chances of being broadly effective
dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
Portland does not own the patent on inflatable animal costume protests, come on people
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
[me, when someone calls me mentally ill on social media] are you hitting on me
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ygrene.bsky.social
reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it
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numb.comfortab.ly
"Why can't Trump murder civilians indiscriminately at home like he does abroad" - Ross Douthat
Why Can't Trump's Domestic Policy Be More Like His Foreign Policy?

Three keys to his success on the world stage could be applied at home.
By ROSS DOUTHAT
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread
Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron. The Eye of Sauron.
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batkaren.bsky.social
no more current events, please
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frovo.bsky.social
BREAKING: trump imposes 500% tariff on inflatable frog suits
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
I hate it when I'm watching an adorable animal video, click on the sound & it's like cartoon flute music. Why. Why would you do that to an innocent animal, you psychopath
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
I unsubscribed from NextDoor and deleted the app but that just made it stronger
itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Except when you move and it will never admit it
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longwall26.bsky.social
“Haha no no I voted for the guy who touched off a riot to murder his own vice president. That is the man I voted for”
rollingstone.com
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
itsabbyyep.bsky.social
I hate it when I'm watching an adorable animal video, click on the sound & it's like cartoon flute music. Why. Why would you do that to an innocent animal, you psychopath
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
Trump to China: obey my command or I will destroy the United States
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hayao.lol
'Ophelia' (1852)
the Tate, London
Sir John Everett Millais
Paul D'Amato
from his 'Water for the People' series 
a woman in a white dress floating in her back in a flooded street next to a car and a couple of bystanders, her arms extended