Jacob
@jgsimmerman.bsky.social
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Carnivorous Plant Farmer, fan of the Pistons and Packers sweetleafnursery.com
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jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Time to break out this oldie from Trump 1.
Two small animals carry sign that says "if you kill yourself the fascists win"
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atinygreencell.bsky.social
New camera makes old dragons so gorgeous
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namitomoon.bsky.social
Ah, classic "Millennials sucked because they managed to be happy and optimistic for a brief moment during the Obama era unlike me" salt disguised as anti-racism.
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uhactually.bsky.social
When you say they literally think Hitler was good, people do not believe you because it sounds like Godwin’s law in action. But some of them do literally think Hitler was good.
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theophite.bsky.social
"it is your turn to study statistical mechanics" is the funniest way to say "kys" which will not get you banned
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timscurtin.bsky.social
They've been following us from forum to forum since usenet. They can't sustain a community of their own.
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sky.skymarchini.net
We lost sight of the idea politics is something that you do, not just electoralism or numbers fuckstein wonkism
jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
The siren call of electoral strategy and analysis partially crowded out work on things like law, organizational resistance, and protest. I blame myself, too
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
There's a book called "Quantum Field Theory for the Gifted Amateur" where "Gifted Amateur" means "professional physicist who is not working in the specific field of particle physics."
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segyges.bsky.social
the two types of racist are food racist and sex racist. all racists fall into these two categories. hitler? sex racist. mussolini? food racist.

stephen miller? sex racist. jd vance? food racist.

despite being racist about food sometimes, donald trump is a sex racist
lowrhoufo.bsky.social
Food racism drives you crazy faster than most forms of racism
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sysfin.bsky.social
He is a true conservative in that he thinks doing a bit of food racism is a neat little personality quirk.
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theophite.bsky.social
i am going to try to give a framework of my own understanding which laypeople can understand.
thewanderingjew.bsky.social
yeah - I was impressed by the token-prediction as being as powerful as it is, but there's more going on than that and I don't really follow it any more.
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?
atrupar.com
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
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jkuznicki.bsky.social
An American libertarian is anyone who still can’t acknowledge a fundamental truth.
Two guys on a bus meme. Sad guy facing the rock wall is labeled: TALKING
ABOUT MARKETS WITH CONSERVATIVES. Happy guy facing the sunrise is labeled: TALKING ABOUT MARKETS WITH LIBERALS.

Made at imgfiip.com
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isomorphism.net
"Come to Twitter and make friends you'll wish you never made" is quite possibly the most accurate description of Twitter...
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nflmemewar.bsky.social
#nfl #NFL #Packers #Lions #Bears #Chiefs #nflmemes
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70sbachchan.bsky.social
Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
As someone who never read the books and only saw the movies 20+ years ago when they came out, this is also how I would explain the difference between humans and elves. I would only add that elves are sick with a bow and arrow.
starshine.bsky.social
art lit criticism is my passion ass guy
Yes, Thiel said, perking up. "There are all
these ways where trying to live
unnaturally long goes haywire" in
Tolkien's works. But you also have the
elves. "And then there are sort of all these
questions, you know: How are the elves
different from the humans in Tolkien?
And they're basically
- I think the main
difference is just, they're humans that
don't die
"Why can't we be elves?" he said.
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erichv.bsky.social
I once found a pitcher plant growing in a NC parking lot in one of the raised grassy edges.

Dr Ian Malcolm voice, “There you go! Life finds a way.”
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faineg.bsky.social
Mods are asleep post brassicas
You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab. CAP'N
CRUNCH'S
DOPSIAll
NATURALLY &
ARTIFICIALLY
Brassica oleracea
otened
cer What vegetable are you?
I'm brassica oleracea
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? Brassica oleracea

Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all




Selection for terminal buds
Selection for lateral buds
Selection for stem
Selection for leaves
Selection for stems and flowers
Selection for flower clusters
Cabbage
Brussels sprouts
Kohlrabi
Kale
Broccoli
Cauliflower
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Them: If both sides keep expanding then soon everybody will be on the Supreme Court.

Me: Yes, that's the dream.
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sweetleafnursery.com
Sticky situation with this Drosera Capensis 'Mini Red' on this #SundewSunday
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Yes, my carnivorous nursery sells venus flytraps at the farmers market here in South Carolina, but ours are tissue cultured and we kick people out when they talk about poaching!
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kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
There was a period where half of the ads on Facebook were for a homeopathic flytrap extract, "Used By Reagan!" There may be some actual medicinal benefit off flytraps one day, but not from this, and apparently poachers are paid for that bunkum because they'll take damaged plants.
jgsimmerman.bsky.social
Read this with the ether beat playing in my head.