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Kelly🆘🇺🇸

@kimtopher22.bsky.social

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Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gb2ky5aemtzfb4qfe6673gcg/feed/aaadejrva2vfa

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · Jul 2

No one is coming to save us, we have to fucking save ourselves and each other.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 17h

I'm beyond help.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 18h

They are MONSTERS!

Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 18h

I can't handle sprinkles!

Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 18h

Known truth.

Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 19h

Love the company!

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 20h

I’ve finally accepted that my only true hobby is staring blankly at the ceiling and contemplating the crushing weight of minor personal errands.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 20h

Hi, my name is Kelly and I prefer unfrosted pop-tarts.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 20h

So fun!!

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22h

Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight at the Palace Theater, with full audience participation 🤘🌭🌭🌭

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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 27d

Preparing my basement torture chamber for web devs who reject a login email/username if there is a space at the end

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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 27d

Preparing my hobby rocket to launch into the sun the dev of the next website I use that first presents me with an interface upon initially loading, and then shifts things around as I move my finger toward the screen so that by the time I interact with the site, I've clicked on the wrong thing

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 21d

Ethan Rice @ethanrice.bsky.social • 2h
Yeah but I got banned for referring to charlie kirk as a bitch soooo

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iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovidead.. • 48m
Namecalling is immature and useless as discourse. I fully agree with a ban for calling anyone a bitch.

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slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso... • 18m i need advice, how do you handle mind goblins?

iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovideadvi... • 9m
Define mind goblins.

slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso.com
mind goblin deez nuts?
bitch

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 21h

I know every word of Les Miz by heart!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d

blocking them isn’t enough. i want them to forever be stuck behind a slow walker

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The Last Mile with USAID @thelastmileusaid.bsky.social · 2d

There is no single way to resist; only the courage to invent one. 👍

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StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 2d

Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.

I ❤️ Portland

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone else remember that old SNL sketch in which Jon Lovitz is playing Michael Dukakis and Dana Carvey is playing George H.W. Bush and they're debating and in mid-debate Dukakis turns to the camera and says, "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy"?

Yeah, *that*