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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · Jun 24

What if we kissed under the soft white light of the cum lamp

A black lamp with seven separate bulbs against a dark bluish gray background. The bulbs are covered by what designed to appear to be a dripping, oozy substance, more than vaguely resembling globs of cum

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 6h

That was my old stripper name

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Jul 19

No context just vibes.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 12h

“I shaved for you,” is a great icebreaker on a first date.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 10h

Mash up bands:

Megadeth Cab for Cutie

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 13h

Mash up bands:

Captain Beefheart & Tennille

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16h

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 10h

Quitting pumpkin spice but can't fight the craving?

Get your fix with the new pumpkin patch!

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 11h

Lying on the couch politely and patiently waiting for my cat to get off of me so that I can change into a more comfortable position

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 12h

Mine came on tonight after work and I am also in Florida

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 12h

Happy low tire pressure season to those who celebrate

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 13h

Don't ask me "What do you mean?" I don't know what I mean

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 19h

holding out for a hero*

*drive-thru bakery

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 17h

him: I feel like a new man

his existing man: aw

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 22h

Men appreciate me for my blank stare.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 18h

"Tall, dark and handsome" best I can do is dark I'm so sorry

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 19h

Funny

But no, I started wearing watches because I felt like a monkey scratching its ass whenever I wanted to check the time

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 21h

Nobody:

Me: we should bring back pocket watches

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🍒 Cherry Scampers 🐁 @cherryscampers.bsky.social · 2d

dracula isn't a good person

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

VERY probably a fake account anyway

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1d

Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

mood lately:

a man in a green jacket says " i 've grown quite weary " in front of an exit sign

Alt: a man (charlie from it’s always sunny in philadelphia) in a green jacket is bent over holding onto a cane with both hands as if he he is too weak to stand on his own. it’s a scene from the episode “flowers for charlie” (s9 ep8) there is yellow text at the bottom of that says "i’ve grown quite weary"

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Happy International donald trump Will Never Get the Nobel Peace Prize Day to everyone who celebrates

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Blocking me lowers the literacy rate, tbh

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

It's good, but bitter rather than sweet, like dark chocolate

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine so white it has a podcast

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine so white it makes me look like I have a tan.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

*skanks away*

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d

Not enough people hate me. Going to form a ska band.

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