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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4d

that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 3d

In Hell, everyone watches you trying to parallel park.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 3h

Glad to hear everyone is better, and no need to apologize it’s so difficult to lose a beloved friend 🫂

T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 5h

could i come over and big streeetch on your lap

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

my brain’s antivirus wont allow me to download what you’re saying

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h

them: i don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
me: you’re right that’s why i’m pumping up the jam

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 10h

😔

T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 12h

I am so sorry for your loss 😔🫂

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 12h

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 23h

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 3d

*gets out of bed*

Parkour!

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 1d

ever danced with a kitten under the pale moon light

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 1d

another dimension

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d

Her: What's your type?

Me: Only around 37 wpm.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 3d

my current road rage phrase is "by all means"

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d

trying to get comfortable on two thirds of a couch cos one third contains dog toys

- a memoir

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 4d

fantasizing about those mashed potatoes from close encounters of the third kind

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

you are so wrong eating cold lasagna in a dark closet means i’m winning life

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 4d

A new game called the legend of link, where the main character is zelda

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3d

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · May 7

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 1d

Stepping out of the nightmares and falling into sweet miracles, with music

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 2d

Hermit mode, as a treat

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