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@monotoes.bsky.social

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · Nov 14

Sorry I told you a million things about myself 5 minutes after meeting.

Coffee?

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I look back at when life was simpler, like when the apps on my phone automatically updated.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 3d

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 3d

Sure, I've got a lot of problems, but at least I didn't vote for Trump.

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 5d

I just keep on trying every day and hope that one day it'll all be worth it

Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 7d

Can't sleep. Too busy existing.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 7d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 8d

(guy about to invent the wedge salad) i ain't taking all those leaves apart

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 9d

Me: I'm not feeling well

My colleague: did you pass away? I think my grandma had that

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 8d

Happy birthday to my little princess

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🎃It was a Hotblack night🦇 @invalid-handle.com · 9d

Thought for the day: Don’t make things worse

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9d

despite all my rage i am still just a rat coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 8d

Initiating death roll

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 9d

The best part about Halloween is that your closet skeletons make great yard decorations.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8d

whose idea was it for real life to be so real life-y

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 8d

Had a nightmare about my mom dying so I guess it's going to be one of those weekends

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Ginger Cat Dusty @gingercatdusty.bsky.social · 9d

Lots of ugly going on around us. We post here so folks can take a minute to look at cute catto pics. Give the brain a rest. Sleep well sweeties. Much love to you all. Family sends hugs 💤💙💤

Long haired ginger cat Dusty curled up in white bed. Looking at camera.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 9d

I'm so thankful for everything I have in my life

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Mackrel @mackrelcat.bsky.social · 14d

Ahh.. Sundays.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 13d

When you’re visiting dad at the retirement home and he starts complaining about the brown people.

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 14d

New bed for my spoiled brat

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24d

I tried to get jiggy with it, and well, I'm on bed rest for the next few days.

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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 24d

I was raised in Disney Feature Animation studios (my mom worked there for decades). I grew up to become an animator on The Simpsons, now owned+platformed by Disney. I painted murals of Disney characters for the park's World of Disney store. I'm canceling my subscription.

#BoycottDisney
#BoycottABC

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · 25d

It's kind of remarkable how things just actively are getting worse

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 25d

[walking out of a time machine into 2025]

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

Alt: classic gif of grandpa Simpson walking into a room and immediately walking back out

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Toes @monotoes.bsky.social · Sep 12

I could have probably doubled our number if people didn't keep bringing weak stuff like Slowbro and Tentacruel. Not that they suck on their own but not good for this type of raid.

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