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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 1d

as someone who specializes in koko riffs this is very good

KOKO: Koko transsexual rights. Practical Koko human rights
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t call them transsexual rights.
KOKO: Good transition good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve transsexual
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford coherent politics. That’s transmedicalism
KOKO: misogyny professor

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Corey They Them Brickley @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 1d

hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android

emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big butts

the emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 1d

can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.

Retailers Dealing With Increasing Levels of Theft and Violence

Report emphasizes importance of preventive measures, coordination with law enforcement

progressivegrocer.com

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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 2d

guess what it's time to watch this 90 more times

Elysia Tatsu @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · Sep 27

🎃

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 2d

It’s his day.

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 3d

Look at my nuclear startups dawg I am moving to fucking New Zealand to escape the fallout

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platero.bsky.social @platero.bsky.social · 3d

unzip pants, pull underpants down and fish it out. best/worst of both worlds

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d

the worst era for pop music was (UserProfile: BirthYear+13) to (UserProfile: BirthYear+21). that was total dogshit. everything else pretty much fine

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DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC @crtpixel.bsky.social · 5d

BEETHOVEN: THE ULTIMATE CANINE CAPER
RIEDEL SOFTWARE 1993
SNES

Beethoven the dog seconds before brutally attacking a cat. Just like the movie!

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 5d

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 4d

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · Mar 20

my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?

st. peter: that’s right

me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say

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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 4d

I don't think this requires further comment from me.

"Can I consecrate this for communion?" Bingo. Involving structure purists versus ingredient purists.

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Matt Round @mattround.com · 5d

I’m starting to notice a subtler effect where non-techie heavy LLM users are subtly anthropomorphising it as some kind of genius friend and get angry/defensive about any mention of limitations/problems (as if you’re insulting a close friend or admired colleague)

Brian Barrett @brbarrett.bsky.social · 6d

The sheer volume of people showing signs of mania, psychosis, and suicidal ideation each and every week on ChatGPT is staggering, alarming, awful, all of it. from @lmatsakis.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/chatgp...

OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week

www.wired.com

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rat posting from the lab @gizmouse.bsky.social · Sep 29

academy award contending tiktok

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 8

dan mentos
@danmentos.com
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Sep 9

wargen
@funeralpig.bsky.social
me: ran into The Penis Smasher last night

friend: oof did he uh? (claps hands together)

me: big time
June 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 6d

Riley
@raaleh.bsky.social
IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE
FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers

ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what's up TikTok it's your boy Jesse 27 today I'm doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole

ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 6d

there's a lot of reasons this is stupid, but if you're an engineering dork a fun little distraction this morning is thinking about how the elevator math would work for a 70,000 capacity stadium where your crowd load has to be resolved in an hour at most