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psionicwarrior.bsky.social
great patron interaction just now - 'you guys sent me an overdue notice, but it has someone else's name on it, my address is wrong on it, and it says i have books checked out that I've never read'
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
i really don't like admitting it as someone with local pride but the Colorado Rockies completely clear both the Tetons and the Wasatch Front
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
i visited Black Canyon of the Gunnison this time of year a few years back and the drive through the San Juans was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen
nickmustoe.bsky.social
It is raining gold on the San Juans. Probably peak color for the season as rain moves in this weekend.
Golden aspen surround a dirt road. Golden aspen shade the sun. Golden aspen surround a dirt road. Golden aspen and Engelmann spruce surround a dirt road.
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
deeply frustrated by coworkers who constantly act like it's their first day on the job and have to be reminded how to do every single thing
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
love that book, did it for a book club last winter. you see the title and think to yourself 'well it can't really be *that* bad' and then you read the book and it really is
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
they're making toilet two factor authentication real
prairiepatriot.bsky.social
The Flock CEOs website is interesting…

Great start-up ideas boss! The masses demand and upgrade to the toilet!
Website of Flock CEO

Garrett Langley
Bio
I am a byproduct of my parents (both in sales) and my education (ECE from Ga Tech). I like to write code and sell things. Industry doesn't matter to me. Products that solve a real problem for consumers.
Work History
• Firethorn (acq Qualcomm) - imagine if Mint, Venmo, and Apply Pay were in one app, but on a Motorola Razor - 3rd employee
• Experience (acq Cox Enterprises) - trying to make live events more fun for fans and more profitable for teams - Co-founder, VP
• Clutch (incubated at Cox) - imagine if everyone owned a garage full of cars, matching the perfect ride for the situation - Co-founder
• Flock Safety - imagine if we could eliminate crime, we capture evidence to make it easier for police to do their job - Co-founder, CEO
Startup Ideas
• Toilets - impacts the whole world. hasn't changed in hundreds of years. plumbing is tricky though.
• Constrained social networks - path (RIP) remains my favorite social network. constraints breed creativity.
• Wine - could you make a guilt-free (i.e., no alcohol) wine?
• Vertically integrated technology companies in big, old industries (Atrium for XYZ)
• Mass consumer company using crypto
garrettlangley.com
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piebreak.bsky.social
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Trump comments on the opposition: "I  thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."

 "I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
they should say it was because of disco elysium even if the kid is like 13
readuction.bsky.social
I know a real life person who named their kid Harry cause of the stupid books. They now claim it was for another reason, but I remember. Lmao
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brenthor.bsky.social
It weird that cant just report 'The president of the united states is medically insane' in a big newspaper
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
have a very similar thing on my dad's side of the family, everyone has died of cancer before 65. family legend says there's a curse but i think it's because they live 80 miles downwind of the Nevada Test Site
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball
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crushbort.bsky.social
fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
under armour flag shirt
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy
redwallfeasts.bsky.social
It's called honey an' blackberry cordial. Very nice with meadowcream pudding and red currants—go on, fill your plate.
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topherbrennan.bsky.social
I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
it wasn't until college that i learned that there were other places to put a tv than mounted 6 feet above a fireplace
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
I spent most of my life between birth and 17 in rooms that looked like that one
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree
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Thinking once again about this narcissism index of the US states, asking them to rank their state's contribution to "all of US History", and then comparing it against nonresidents' rankings of the same state.

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Heat map of how residents ranked the percentage their home state contributed to all of US History. Virginia the most at 41% and Iowa the smallest at 9% Researchers created a Narcissism Index by comparing how residents rated their home state's historical importance compared with nonresidents' rankings. The only outlier was Washington state, which researchers believed was caused by people's confusion with Washington, D.C. (Psychological Science)

Virginia the highest Narcissism Index, 18%, CO, IA, KY, and MS at 1%
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Rick Steves should die so we could get a millenarian cult going
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willsloanesq.bsky.social
They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
been soft launching this by pronouncing my q's as hard k's for a while now
psionicwarrior.bsky.social
had to take a few mental health days this week. yesterday i called out, went back to bed, and had a vivid dream about blowing up my workplace with a bomb. now what could that mean
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leavittalone.bsky.social
It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion
kenlowery.bsky.social
Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
An airport banner with an image of a folding laptop paralleled to a hot dog that reads "feeding fans faster with AI"