Mr John Robertson
@robbotron.bsky.social
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Created improv videogame comedy The Dark Room. Occasionally viral. Bit of crowdwork. Dirty electric ukulele. My 2025 UK stand-up tour “John Robertson Plays With The Audience” starts Oct 5th! ALL SHOWS: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates
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Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian
That’s a podcast!

But yes, wouldn’t it be good?
Making fun of extremists is just and good and most importantly, funny.

Their radicalisation is usually some version of feeling mocked or left out.

They’ll gussy it up sometimes, but mostly they weren’t invited to a party, or a pretty girl called them a loser once so now everyone else has to die.
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Thinking about the @lindsayellis.bsky.social video where she noted how white nationalists co-opted American history X and all these other “strong” critiques but can’t handle “Springtime for Hitler” because of how ridiculous it makes them look
I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon
Portland never stops being Portland.
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Portland never stops being Portland.
It *is* specific, and probably needs vitamin c
“Science fiction in the grand tradition!”
I have discovered thanks to this message that Vitamin C cream exists and is stinky
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What strikes you as more likely? That the whole country of seventy million people has unaccountably gone insane, or that maybe two thousand people who all know each other and work together, often in the same building, have slowly roasted each others’ brains to lunacy. www.ft.com/content/c7e4...
How polarised is Britain?
Behind media perceptions of a sharpening political divide is a more complicated picture
www.ft.com
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as a girl with a PhD in natural language processing and machine learning it's actually offensive to me when you say "we don't know how LLMs work so they might be conscious"

I didn't spend 10 years in mines of academia to be told ignorance is morally equal knowledge.

We know exactly how LLMs work.
A gamechanger!
I didn't realise you could delete the Discovery feed because they don't call it deleting. You unpin it. But it's the same effect, it's gone and you don't accidentally click on it any more.
I deleted that one from my feeds list so I’ll never ever accidentally click on it lol. It’s the bad place
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Fun fact: a “Tilly Norwood” is old-timely sex slang for a made-up fuck that never happened. Derives from sailors paying to fingerbang seals in the Pacific (a “tilly” is where the seal pimp stores coins, “nor wood” suggests no penis can enter the seal.)
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We’re starting to forget, as a society, how to do parables and allegories. Everyone thinks they’re clever for asking “yes but WHY did the wolf want to blow down the little pig’s house?” but you lose the heart of the story if you give the wolf a backstory.
Some reviews of THE LONG WALK missing the point & complaining the world beyond the walk isn't sufficiently fleshed out. What more do they need to know? It's like demanding backstories for Boba Fett etc, endless details that dilute the original mysteries & preempt audiences' imaginations.
Went to see THE LONG WALK, you know, to relax. Which of course did not relax me AT ALL. Though, fun fact, I'd spoilered the ending for myself, but somehow got it wrong so the actual ending took me completely by surprise. Whole thrust of film pretty damn political. Hoffman & Jonsson both great.
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Next week, 7pm 9th October, don't miss @aptshadow.bsky.social at Leeds Waterstones for a very special panel event on "Building Brilliant Worlds" alongside @rjbarker.bsky.social and
@davewragg.com in association with @britfantasysoc.bsky.social!

Tickets only £5! www.waterstones.com/events/panel...
Screenshot of Waterstones Leeds event
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I had the worst lunch. Honestly.

Maybe @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social could cover the rise in the far right, in racist attacks and, you know, the effect on millions of British people instead of platforming them every night

I'd settle for @theguardian.com doing even basic coverage of racism in the UK
Today I sat next to racists planning openly planning to murder people in a cafe
How have we come to a place where racists can openly talk about murdering people in public with no consequence?
stewarthotston.com
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The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."

All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
Post a fictional comedian who would definitely accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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people thinking the year itself was special, and not the fact you just happened to be young and had more friends/less responsibility at that specific time, will forever be wild to me
Face it, if you’re performing for a regime that murders journalists, you may as well do some hacky jokes
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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
I’ve got one of these. No, you don’t all bloody need one.

Dull, dehumanising shit
Digital IDs are a terrible, dangerous idea for numerous reasons.

But, even on their own terms, what's the gap they're supposed to fill?

It seems many people don't realise that we already have eVisas. All migrants get this "digital record" of their status and permission anyway.