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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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SwampFroggie 🐸 @ruh-roh.bsky.social · 21h
I thought I'd be a frog for a while. Do not adjust the controls to your TV set 📺 🐸.
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 20h
There should be a limit on the number of times you can say “ethos” during a podcast
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20h
I bought a Stradivarius for practically nothing without asking first if there were strings attached.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 19h
unsolicited crick pic
a feature-less human form massages section of inflamed neck and upper-spine that's radiating glowing-red pain beneath the skin
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 22h
My cat: turns her nose up and walks away when food is dropped on the floor.

Also my cat: will do some mission Impossible type stunt to get at the same food on the kitchen table.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18h
Mr. Peanut was recently diagnosed with osteoporosis. Now he's Mr. Peanut Brittle.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17h
Like a lost puppy. I'd be a nice addition to any family.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17h
Was gonna make dinner, but this wine isn’t gonna drink itself.
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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 22h
I spy with my little eye a ho who be lurkin’
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 17h
Fucked by the Patriarchy again
How you doin?
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 16h
Long story short, hey good luck
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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 16h
People who like those crusty smash burgers probably eat their scabs when no one’s looking. Just sayin’.
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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 17h
who has boobs they're great yeah
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 16h
My ducks are not in a row. They’re busy planning tonight’s orgy.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 15h
I'll bet some of you aren't as stupid as you sound
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 15h
Why me, god?
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 1d
I like having a literary friendbase. 🧐
So, who up whiffling they tulgey wood?
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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 15h
Of all the pictures I have of my parents, this wedding photo will always be my favorite.
B&W promotional still from the 1935 film The Bride of Frankenstein in which the flat-headed, bolt-necked monster lovingly caresses the hand of his bride whose body is stiff and unreceptive. She’s wearing a white, armless gown but her arms are still wrapped in bandages leftover from her recent creation. Her hair is tall and frizzy, pulled back and up at an angle. The sides of her hair are adorned with white wavy streaks that resemble lightning bolts.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · Dec 25
me: omg goth bath bombs

santa: that’s charcoal
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16h
This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko
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