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Nibblerstein’s Monster

@arcanenibbler.bsky.social

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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker. 🏳️‍🌈 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaduofcfpobm

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · Aug 7

I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 18h

It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.

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ceej @ceej.online · 17h

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 18h

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 16h

Leave them kids alone!

A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 17h

My favourite gif (that has to be uploaded as a video for Bluesky "reasons"). See replies for AltText.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 17h

Frog on a pink background with flowers, flipping you off. Caption reads today todayed the fuck out of me

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 17h

The skeet that can be skeeted is not the eternal Skeet.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h

Marriage is like picking your favorite song to be your ringtone

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 22h

I’m sorry I said “Damn! Pumpin’ ‘em out for the apocalypse, huh?” when you told me you were pregnant with your 4th child. That was rude of me.

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 22h

Whining is your right as an American.

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 22h

Come to the Midwest. We can go from 90 to 50 in an afternoon. 😆

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 22h

My other personalities are threatening to evict me from the collective.

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 23h

The Kelce Brothers talking about Taylor’s song “Wood” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.

#NewHeights

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 1d

50F hits differently when it was almost 90F a few days ago.

New England, you moody old bear.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 1d

how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat you’ll never see again?

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 1d

You don’t have to say the S word if you don’t want to.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

desperately seeking a social media platform that just calls them posts

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1d

Escaped the hotel to come home and breathe in the restorative fumes of peeing in my bleach filled toilet. My own sweet, sweet Chloramine gasses.

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 1d

this weekend when my sister visits she will show me how to attach the mopping cloth to the swiffer

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I changed my SN and AVI again. Still have at least three Universal monsters to go. I’m riding this pony till the end of the show (Halloween).

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Remember in They Live when they killed the aliens just trying to have a conversation about taking over the world with subliminal facism?

Good people on both sides.
Free speech.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

the existence of Frankie Valli and Frank Ocean imply the existence of Frank Mountain and Frank Sky

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

Golfers who use foul language are par for the curse.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 1d

my magic 8 ball just started adding “bro” to all its responses

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