The Arcane Nibbler
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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.
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On a tiny boat lost on the Great Sea of Worries:
Dad, when we get to Cat Island, can we build a big fort with lots of platforms and secret passages for the cats to play on. Can we, dad?
Of course son, when we get to Cat Island.
We’ll make it to Cat Island, won’t we dad?
…of course we will, son…
Dad, when we get to Cat Island, can we build a big fort with lots of platforms and secret passages for the cats to play on. Can we, dad?
Of course son, when we get to Cat Island.
We’ll make it to Cat Island, won’t we dad?
…of course we will, son…
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Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
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Soured cream? What fraîche hell is this.
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Soured cream? What fraîche hell is this.
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Men are moody bitches just as often as women are.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Men are moody bitches just as often as women are.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
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explanation of benefits, my ass
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
explanation of benefits, my ass
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Adults are so disappointing
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Adults are so disappointing
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Sorry I’m posting so much they forgot to take my phone for bedtime
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sorry I’m posting so much they forgot to take my phone for bedtime
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"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
George Carlin
George Carlin
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
George Carlin
George Carlin
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Reliving the same moment like the pages of a book you just keep reading over and over attentionlessly "If this is a gif war I'd better use a fighting search word, fight or fight or gif war"
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reliving the same moment like the pages of a book you just keep reading over and over attentionlessly "If this is a gif war I'd better use a fighting search word, fight or fight or gif war"
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I wish I was a rainbow nudibranch.
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wish I was a rainbow nudibranch.
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Happy Howlidays..Cooper 🐾
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy Howlidays..Cooper 🐾
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I couldn't watch the documentary My Octopus Teacher because the streaming service experienced tentacle difficulties.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I couldn't watch the documentary My Octopus Teacher because the streaming service experienced tentacle difficulties.
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They should make eyelids for nostrils to block out all the old lady perfume on the bus today
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
They should make eyelids for nostrils to block out all the old lady perfume on the bus today
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Usual reminder to those negotiating the information superhighway this month:
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Usual reminder to those negotiating the information superhighway this month:
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
Take care
It's drunk selfie season
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The Inuit may well have 50 or so words for snow but that's nothing compared to the number of ways my wife has for letting me know what a disappointment I am.
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Inuit may well have 50 or so words for snow but that's nothing compared to the number of ways my wife has for letting me know what a disappointment I am.
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feel bad because I didn't ♻️ the original at the time...and don't know who is responsible! But some of you saw it.
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
feel bad because I didn't ♻️ the original at the time...and don't know who is responsible! But some of you saw it.
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
Anyways I'll condense here. I gave it a shot, an was a fun thing to try.
"For good posture, imagine lasers from your nipples aimed at their face."
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Tom Waits, because Tom is very patient.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tom Waits, because Tom is very patient.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. My mom is coming, so you know what that means. We have to find a hot fireman to jump out of a cake? God bless.
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The dust bunny on this stairwell is giving me dirty looks.
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The dust bunny on this stairwell is giving me dirty looks.
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We've got to, like, make a big old casserole of love, you know? And just serve a little to everyone, you know? Make sure there's PLENTY of drugs in there.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We've got to, like, make a big old casserole of love, you know? And just serve a little to everyone, you know? Make sure there's PLENTY of drugs in there.
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Is there a difference between spin cycles outside and woodpeckers inside, I dunno but I got some binoculars and reading up on pushing birds away from the wall
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Is there a difference between spin cycles outside and woodpeckers inside, I dunno but I got some binoculars and reading up on pushing birds away from the wall
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Going into the Discover tab just to feel something.
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Going into the Discover tab just to feel something.
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Wellsir, today wasn’t quite as bad as yesterday. That’s because I wore my good hat.
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wellsir, today wasn’t quite as bad as yesterday. That’s because I wore my good hat.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Can't..I'm in a situationship with myself.
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can't..I'm in a situationship with myself.