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ryotlgf.bsky.social
spooky enjoyer
@ryotlgf.bsky.social
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 17d
*at the taco bell drive thru but I forgot the word chalupa*

yeah lemme get a large chupacabra
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h
i don’t often have a Blue Moon beer, but when i do? you could say it’s.. (gently chickles) once in a rare occasional while.
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Evil Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 1d
God I go to CVS and what do I see, they already have the decorations out for No Nut November.
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d
damn girl your pussy tastes like a water bottle left in the back seat of a hot car
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 1d
MEDIEVAL STANDUP COMIC: Have we any pretenders to the throne in the audience tonight? Any blackguards of low birth who aspire through chicanery to the highest peerage? Or is it just a bushel of you filthy serfs again as every other night
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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2d
just me and the homies out at the strip club, all having a boner at the exact same time
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climp @climp.bsky.social · 2d
Any questions? Yes you in the blue shirt with the bad credit score and undetected heart problem
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 2d
out: kiss me through the phone
in: suck me through SMS
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Dep @depreciated.bsky.social · Jun 13
i wish i had my foreskin so i could post it. this is the pain the UnBonneted live with
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 2d
some of that felt really personal
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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 2d
Heh, I'm just joshin'. Just joking around. Just messin' with ya. Just pranking ya a bit. I'm just fucking with ya, you worthless piece of fucking trash. You goddamn idiot. You ignoramus. You simpleton. You dum dum. You silly little guy, you 🤣
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 2d
It’s not a real can of whoop ass unless it’s from the whoopass region of france
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 2d
how are we supposed to worry about driving good when there’s a DANG CHE
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 3d
please don't leave me alone on this website
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 3d
my name is eton pasta
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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 3d
keep your friends close and your enemies closer. bring your enemies a little bit closer. look your enemies in the eyes, feel that spark, that rush of elation to the head. bring your face towards that of your enemies, close your eyes, and kiss. continue to kiss your enemies with reckless abandon. in between kisses, be sure to let out some sweet nothings so that your enemies know how close you are with them. when you are at last finished kissing, make eye contact with your enemies one last time, and smile slightly. take your enemies by the hand and sit with them on the couch. lay your tired little head on the shoulder of your enemies, and let out a little relieved exhale. you can't wait to spend the rest of the night with your enemies. maybe, just maybe, your bond will grow even stronger still, and you'll move in with your enemies. maybe you'll get engaged with your enemies and stutter over the phone when you break the good news to your parents. at last, you think, you are on the path towards breaking free from the shackles of self-privation, towards overcoming your worst instincts to become the best possible version of yourself, towards being the person which you were always meant to be, not just for yourself but for the world. still enemies btw
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 3d
seeking out,, The Posting Molecule
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 3d
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 3d
🙆‍♂️ this guy has to stretch to get his finger tips together like a few inches above his head. literal baby proportions. get off my phone
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 3d
highly recommend the new turnstile, deafhaven, and thrice albums if you haven’t already checked them out
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 3d
hell yeah
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 3d
what’s better than one high five?
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 3d
🙌
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 3d
hell yeah
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 3d
a tweet from macnult that says "roommate diagnosed my cat with male bpd". above it is text that says "We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted."
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spooky enjoyer @ryotlgf.bsky.social · 3d
aaaaaaahhhhh!
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