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Salty MacTavish

@saltymactavish.bsky.social

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Rain is just water that hasn’t joined a bowling league yet https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Mar 12

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10h

i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

bitch

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h

sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault

Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13h

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 5h

Hey, are you today’s date? Because you’re 10/10.

a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch .

Alt: a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch smiling corgi

media.tenor.com

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J.Jareth @jenejareth.bsky.social · 7d

Turn Back Thursday
Ava 8 years ago

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

*brings a fresh batch of shortbread with lemon curd and marmalade to a knife fight*

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 13h

fleabag from the show fleabag looking horrified and offended (because she shags a hot priest)

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 4h

Panic attacks are jazz hands for the soul.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 7d

I gotta say, I’ve never seen a sea anemone that wasn’t a lil freak.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 7d

Miss Maggie TL cleanse

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 8d

I was shutdown before it was cool to be shutdown

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 7d

I’m a loner, Dottie—a rebel, but like, in my own way.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 7d

OMG PLZ STOP CALLIN IT A CHEMTRAIL WHEN MAYBE AN ANGEL HAD TOO MUCH LACTOSE

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 4h

Well now that I know Dolly Parton is OK I guess I won’t slip into a depressive episode

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Misty @anglobones.bsky.social · 2d

“you are so brave and quiet I forget you are struggling”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jan 15

When life gives you lemons, hand that motherfucker a potato. Now he's just as confused as you are.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

Ok I deserved that

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4h

You mean Oh Charlie No...bel

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

Oh Charlie no…

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 4h

You mean they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan instead of Trump? Norway!!!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12d

technically it’s Frankenstein’s monster truck

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 9d

your bottle of dishwashing liquid is on your sink counter but it’s facing backwards . are you insane ?

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ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 6d

I'd rather consort with trees

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 5d

The Scandinavian practice of friluftsliv where babies are bundled up and nap outside.. but for adults (specifically.. me).

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 6d

Less grumpus. More rumpus.

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