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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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😈Mark (of the Beast) Yarm👿 @markyarm.bsky.social · 4h

Just a reminder that I set up a handy Recession Indicator feed.

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creatureforcomfort @creatureforcomfort.bsky.social · 9h

A recession indicator is when I wake up against my keyboard wrapped up in my electric blankey

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Stanley Moon @theholysinner.bsky.social · 5h

Can we all spare a momen to mourn the death of the voiceless alveolar plosive in American English?

Stanley Moon @theholysinner.bsky.social · 5h

Can't talk right now, but I'm fine, thanks for asking.
You?

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muhr-eerie @marie.likes.earth · 4d

heyy are u alright i couldn't help but notice u didn't acknowledge the post i made specifically to get ur attention

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Stanley Moon @theholysinner.bsky.social · 6h

This is one of my favourite places. It's in the north of England, on an island off the North East coast.
Can you name a rather good movie shot there in the 1960s?

A castle on a hill. A walled garden in the foreground.

A vaulted dining hall. Fine, though austere furnishings.

A handsome, cosy bedroom with deep, leaded windows and a tester bed.

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Stanley Moon @theholysinner.bsky.social · 6h

I also, for entirely opposite reasons.

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 6h

shit the posts you want to see in the world

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 2d

Guess we know who’s gonna win the Nobel Whine Like a Bitch Prize.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2d

This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now

Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

Some days, I hope the people who make political statements below obvious jokes suffer explosive diarrhea after every shower.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · Jul 19

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3d

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 14h

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EDSisSUCHaMESS @edsissuchamess.bsky.social · 3d

RFK claims they are “doing the studies to make the proof” about the supposed link between Tylenol and autism, which is literally the EXACT OPPOSITE of how science actually works.

Trump administration: the place on the Venn diagram where stupid overlaps with evil.

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RFK Jr. Admits He’ll “Make” Proof for His Bogus Tylenol Conspiracy

Trump’s health secretary finally admitted the truth about all those autism “studies” he keeps citing.

newrepublic.com

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
For if I die before I wake
I pray the third Paul Blart they make.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13d

If your business model requires theft perhaps you should be charged with crimes.

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 13d

Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.

OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out

Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 1d

Texas is preparing emergency resources for wildfires and floods. The Texas National Guard should be THERE — not in Illinois.

We stand ready to support their return home so they are best positioned for helping Texans respond to any natural disasters.

Abbott activates emergency resources ahead of growing wildfire threat, flood risk in Texas

With expected growing wildfire danger across Texas and the potential for a flood risk this weekend, Gov. Greg Abbott is activating more state emergency response resources Friday.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 1d

“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings