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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 15m

💭 "Play as Hitler*!"

*in his bunker, seconds before he shoots himself

(every controller input makes him shoot himself)

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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 15m

💭 you have two options: stand there, get shot, and die (and you shit your pants when you die, the game uses the full power of your GPU to make sure you understand this), or flee screaming from the front lines (you shit your pants in that case, too)

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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 15m

💭 troll the chuds by promising a "historically accurate game where you play as the Nazis" and you're just a random grunt about to get mowed down by Allied soldiers

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 2h

Dedication in PG Wodehouse’s autobiography, 1957

To Who
J. Alastair Frisby
Who
Told Me I Would Never Have A Book Published
And
Advised me
To
Get a job selling jellied eels
SUCKS TO YOU, FRISBY

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 21m

"FRUITY, EXPENSIVE" https://bonequest.com/9704

deuce: LET'S GET FRUITY EXPENSIVE HIGH-TECH FOUNTAIN PENS AND PRETEND LIKE WE'RE IMPORTANT

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28m

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

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Lumen [COMMS OPEN] @lunnetmoonsnake.bsky.social · 56m

Really a big motivating factor in making the Starmoth species is imagining an entire society of beings whose bodies include a sick cape (wings) and massive fuckoff shoulder pauldrons by default

These fuckin wings have flow to them, they bluster slightly with a dramatic flair when you turn around

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 8h

i should make vampire survivors but baseball

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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 8h

this would make a fantastic boxart for an old '80s C64 or Speccy game

Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 10h

Daily bunny no.3104 does not have a map

An intrepid bunny creeps through a labyrinth or dungeon, arranged in a grid like an old videogame. There is a snake and a skull in the bunny's path, as well as a spike pit. The bunny has a small sword.

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Rezuaq @rezuaq.be · 8h

luckily my portfolio is mainly in uncommon earths

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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 8h

grievance IS the culture; Civilization must necessarily always be Under Attack

it doesn't matter if the pretenses they're arguing are fundamentally gibberish: the war is all, because they can only define themselves through exclusion

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 9h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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mellodillo @mellodillo.bsky.social · 9h

🐒🐒

Claire Voyance and another monkey in a religious habit sit on a stone bench. Claire whispers "Chat I'm about to rizz them up" to the other monkey, who gives her a confused/perturbed look in response.

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⋆ ˚｡⋆🍂⋅ŌKᗩ‧🍂⋆ ˚｡⋆ @okaliz.bsky.social · 9h

Apple dress 🐇🍎

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𝐍𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐮.@山戌軒 @necoinuken.bsky.social · 11h

I hope this helps someone, but I left it in my notebook about the effect of art becoming interesting.
(CLIPSTUDIO)

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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10h

storytime

a painting of a mother capybara reading a book to her two capybara pups and the adopted little black cat, in the background there is a window where a pelican looks on with envy

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Peytral @peytral.bsky.social · May 7

Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d

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Rose Lerner @roselerner.bsky.social · 1d

This made me so happy

Screenshot of Claire's last skeet with one from the Frog and Toad bot underneath of Frog saying "don't be silly"

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Trynant @trynant.bsky.social · 10h

Thinking 'bout the time I got derailed on Slippy Toad being a cosmic horror and

Bloodborne protag staring at the blood moon but its just Slippy Toad

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Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 10h

"Oscar! You will NOT get away! I am REALLY! PISSED!! OFF!!!"

...all while "Holding Out for a Hero" swells in the background

cue epic grappling hook-assisted Tarzan swing

Kazuma Kiryu himself couldn't have done a better takedown

Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social · 10h

one day i hope to make something as emotionally impactful as the finale of Short Circuit 2

Johnny Five, unknowingly dying from a battery leak and kitted out for war, declaring his intent to thwart the asshole criminal who kidnapped his friends and tried to kill him in no uncertain terms...

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 13h

being silly has more power than being a symbol of resistance when you're going against an enemy looking to exploit resistance for media optics

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 11h

billionaire brain rot is WILD

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rattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social · 11h

Or to put it into absolute terms: A million is 0.1% of a billion.

GOP Delenda Est @qed2.bsky.social · 23h

people do not get that the difference between a million and a billion is approximately 1 billion

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 22h

As a protest optics nerd love about the inflatables is how much they visually disrupt and pull focus from the fascist shock imagery Noem & Miller are trying to create.

So many of these photos now look like the world's silliest dance party, backgrounded by a bunch of guys in uniform looking awkward

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