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SeaTea

@tierno158.bsky.social

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I've been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society. Only us explorers can get it.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · Nov 7

People give Hamlet a lot of crap for procrastinating but I’ve always believed when a ghost tells you to kill your uncle it’s best to think it over for a few days. 🧐

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 1h

The best part of modern life is the absolute freedom we have to spend hours researching the perfect, most efficient way to avoid doing the actual task. Thank you, internet.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 43m

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears"

Vincent van Gogh self-portrait with a bandage on his ear.

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 51m

If ever a post was meant to be hidden at 4:40 a.m. on a Sunday morning, this is that post. 😞

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 52m

Me: What is "love?"

Alex: Oh I'm sorry we were looking for the longest river. The correct reply is, "What is the Nile?"

Me: Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1h

🤣🤣🤣

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1h

It's hard to believe that Wikipedia removed their article on Gullibility.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1h

D'oh!

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 6h

Have you seen the film, Perfect Days, by Wim Wenders? It magically captures the serenity in simplicity that you describe.

Movie poster for the film perfect Days by Wim Wenders.

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 6h

🤗

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 7h

Have you ever pulled your car into your driveway and just sat there because you can't deal with whatever is waiting for you on the other side of your front door? And have you ever sat there for 3 and 1/2 months?.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 7h

Lol

SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 7h

She left me for a guy with an angrier bald eagle on his front license plate.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 10h

Me: What type of underwear do women prefer on men these days?

Her: Clean.

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Jill @smellslikefailure.bsky.social · 1d

Progress is a little slow on growing my homunculus, but I think it'll be ready in time for Halloween

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 1d

Starting to carbo-load early for this year's Toyotathon. Remember, you don't have to get ready if you stay ready.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry has no tools.
Sorry has no duct tape.
Sorry doesn’t fix anything.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 20h

I wonder if in Germany 1936 all the journalists were thinking “This guy’s a dangerous freakin’ fruit loop — I hope someone else writes a story about it.”

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 19h

tartar sauce: it’s not just for breakfast™

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 18h

What led to the shooting? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say... guns?

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 18h

At least four people were fatally shot and a dozen wounded late on Friday, in Leland, Mississippi, which was celebrating homecoming weekend, the city’s mayor said. The mayor said on Saturday that it was unclear what led up to the shooting.