They don't scare me either (twice divorced and living the dream.)

People leaving don’t scare me I’m an amateur musician

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try scrollin with a lil love and empathy in your heart, foo

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I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

Crocs for the crocs maybe?

Notice anything new in our Australian enclosure? That’s right, to prevent inter-species jealousy, our koalas now sport fanny packs.

Lots of butter and cheese on it for the full theraspudic effect...

I just enjoyed a medicinal baked potato for enhanced psychiatric support*

*my brain is being garbage and I ate a potato about it

You too! I say "I'll head that one off at the pass."
So far so good, I'm 63 and still hanging on by a Fred.
Hugs and love 🫂❤️🫂

Being a logical and intelligent person with a mental operating system that randomly wants to self destruct is so weird because I’ll get these horrible, harmful intrusive thoughts and I kinda just need to pat them on the head and dismiss them like, “that’s nice dear, have a cookie and go play now”

Mash up bands:
UBU240
10,000 Manic Street Preachers
Queens of the Korn Age
Stiff Little 5 Finger Death Punch
Simply Red Floyd
Florence and the Rage Against the Machine
Blink 10cc

Arson for the arse on

Farting on your straw man until it bursts into flames

Rage Against the Potato Masher

Rage Against the Muh Peen

HOO? 🦉

Me and who?

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This is owlstanding! 👏👏👏

YOLO

Switching my name to Bitch, Please.

You smile with your eyes

*swoons*