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Wet Bread
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So, AWS went down and so did most of the internet. And everyone just moved on.

This is part of why we are where we are. Everything we see and hear is owned by maybe five people, and it doesn’t feel like that’s raising enough eyebrows.
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for years, experts have warned of the dangers of running out of internet juice, the special juice that powers the internet. warnings that have mostly gone unheeded. until today
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the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change
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The AWS outage made it impossible to pay for parking outside the courthouse this morning.

Amazon should not have that kind of influence.
Lmao you're no prize yourself, unibalder
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The thing I love the most about Mouthwashing is that it's very trendy and popular to depict monstrous abusers as smirking, sadistic freaks. By contrast, it says no actually, they're often insecure, scared, bewildered morons protecting their paper thin egos from any punctures.
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SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL

PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY

I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL

ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
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I saw Americans in that thread laughing about the photographers name being Thibault it’s like they can’t process that France is actually French 😭😭😭😭

They REALLY eat baguettes and wear vests and are called Pierre you guys. It’s all true, the stories
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I think it's awesome they can still do heists in France. That shit rocks. It's like 40% of the reason to even have a museum
EXCUSE ME WHAT
as a kid i was really into The Decemberisrs but lost all interest upon learning they’re not British, they just sound like that
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if you make a joke on bluesky you die in real life
Bluesky is great for my daily dose of upper middle class lefty "shitposters" in suits and ties posting like Cool College Professors. It almost feels like its own subtle form of rage bait.
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
So uh, you wanna fuck off?
There is no wrong way to enjoy Kate Bush, but there is an extremely right way (stoned, outside, at night)
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I’m a goddamn American don’t tell me what hole to use
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I really hate that "all our food is poison" became a right wing coded health woo woo position bc it's basically correct but their solution is giving themselves trichinosis
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“I dont see color” rebranded
"No war but a class war" is just "all lives matter" but from the left.
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Electrolysis companies HATE her, local mouse gets around a moustache shadow with one simple trick!
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"Oh sure, trans women can put shock collars on THEIR puppy girls, but when I, Hasan Piker..."
Had to verify my age with YouTube because I listened to the Encanto soundtrack before trying to play Smoke Weed Eat Pussy. You know what? Fair.